Yummy yummy movies

Popcorn?
I don't even like popcorn.

But what is this is my hand?
A large popcorn, and coke.
I don't even crave for coke!

What is this combination of movie with empty snacks?

What is the idea behind it?
What they trying to achieve?

Hmm?

Let's just watch the movie and shutup

The will power!

Hey peoples!

Lifes been good.
If there are still stalkers that stalks my blog, let me know i give you some love haha!

On other note, i've been working out a lot lately, to achieve something people would thought is impossible, even myself thought it's impossible.. But in any case, i'll keep trying.
Nope i'm not going to tell you what it is.

Financially, i'm broke. Professional job my ass. Sure i get a good status for my job, but as it sucks my life away, there's no point of it yes?
As i grew, i learnt balance. Right now i need my personal time.. I'm looking forward to a job that i have passion in, that would pay good too! And learn values along the way.

Kids, life it's not about all fun, sex, stress, and sorrows.



Actually, it is. But balance. Don't do stupid things. Laugh along with people, don't find enemy.. Find friends. Respect, and forgive.

Awww so goody goody. And i'm not even like that haw haw!

Life is changing, i'm an uncle now. My nephew may take me as a role model, i will never know. After all, my life.. And friend's are all extraordinary ones. Who wouldn't admire us?
That is the fact, i mean.. Who would hike, camp, travel, fish, eat, live and play most of the time?
Provided i have the money to support.

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom stick up to all my nonsense everyday. Sure, she don't share the same humor as i do. But i always make sure she laughs. And she always make sure that i'm well.

I'm very lucky to have these people in my life. Friend that i've always mention, enemies and families. If it werent for them(cliche coming), i wont be who i am now hahahahahaha!

Right.

But yea, all those experience they given me, even the small ones. As long as i laugh, talk, smile, workout, drink, play, fight, scold, teach, taught, joke with/by any of you before..

You guys.. Will only exist once in my life.

And if anything happens to me, not like i'm gonna die.. I really hope you read this, and know that i'm very happy to have a part of MY time spent with any of you all.

But seriously, i'm not dying.
No i'm not.
Nope.

NOT DYING HERE KTHXBYE!

Time travel

Apparently, there had to be some mistake. I mean..

WHO THE FUCK IS THE GUY BEEN POSTING THIS BLOG IN MY NAME?

They are so old, and lame.. Look at the puns! I even mention names I don't know! What the fuck man!

But that's me. And my abandon email address.

So what's up guys! I have no intend to revive this blog. I just wanna get more hits to generate revenue.

So screw you.

Oh and by the way, i have an iphone to post post and post online!
Great engrishsiishsh.
Did you know that there's this blogger app you can DOWNLOAD to post, your post?

Awesome app, how to download?
Step one, itunes store.
Step two, SEARCH! Dumbass!

I'm off now! See ya!

Bright Idea

Hello wonderful world of bloggers.
Welcome to your blogging entertainment full of craziest ideas and thoughts that can blow you away and leave you retard and said awwww.
The site that make no sense and all about rants.

So today I'll ask you this...What is wrong with this picture?

I'll tell you what's wrong,
IT'S NOT FREAKING MEEEEEEEE!!

YET!

There goes my sanity, lets wait for it to come back... wait for it.. wait for it...

ciaoz.

*off~

October.

October again.
4 CONSECUTIVE YEARS.
October never been a cheerful month.



This year, October seriously starts in a wrong way.
But please time, pass a little faster. I can't handle all these pain, it's only the 6th for time sake.

*off~

love the way you what?

I've been thinking.
And I've found out the true meaning of "Love the way you lie - by Eminem featuring Rihanna" lyrics.
Well only the Rihanna's verse cause I don't catch Eminem's lightning speed rap.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now, here's what it really means!!!!!

Just gonna stand there And watch me burn (She says she's working out burning some fats, probably cardio exercise.)

But that's alright Because I like The way it hurts. (She likes to do cardio exercise that's for sure)

Just gonna stand there And hear me cry. (Erm, she's hurt. Cause of her feelings, you'll see why.)

But that's alright Because I love The way you lie. (She knows she burned enough to be sexy, so erm she knows he/she's lying about her being fat.)

I love the way you lie (She just want to make sure.)

And when Eminem starts to rap, it pretty sounds quite relevant to what she said about burning her fats and look hot and can hardly breath.
Yeah, that's about it.

You may also wanna know the true meaning of the lyrics from Akon - sexy bitch.

*off~

The shit is good

You know, the word "good shit", it's a very strong word.

Very strong indeed.
So strong that I can feel it's tight arms of pile of dung euuuk.
But jokes aside, seriously.. very serious..
It's a strong word.

I mean, how can a shit be good? If it's good.. in what manner?
Good cause of what you ate and what it came out? Healthy?
Good cause it doesn't smell bad?
Good cause it actually came out?
Good cause it didn't stain your butt like it always did?
Good cause there's no debris stuck up at the hairy hole?
Good cause is edible?
Good cause.. it obeys?

I know the point, people say good shit when someone did something shitty that is good.
LOL! or more commonly shit that taste good.
Logically, saying good shit after stone sounds excusable to me. Afterall, you are taking shit.

But then again, it's a strong word. I mean come on! What shit is good (in a non fertilizer way).

You like my post? Izzit Good shit? Not good enough for ya?

First image on the search of "good shit" via Google Image.

I know I've been sick in the mind lately, but hey!! Who's da one entertaining you?
Good shit!!

*off~

Just gonna stand here

There are only 2 occasion when I will think about you.


And that is when my eyes are OPEN.

&

When my eyes are CLOSED.

I miss you.

*off

People became people

After 2 and half years in Kampar, I've seen things.
Not ghostly things but maybe something to it.
Just kid. =)

From what I observed, friends, mostly friends.. had changed.
Some to the better, and some to what they thing is better.
Nothing is worse, cause good things always happen.
YEAAAH RIGGGHT!

I'd seen narcissism turn into hyper narcissism.
I'd seen crybabies turn into wolves.
I'd seen stone turn into eh.. mountain.
I'd seen girl turn into witch.
I also seen guy that look like a dog.
The guy that look like a dog part is true anyways.

But if I were to post up all that I've seen cramped up in this little box it will be total awful till the point your browser have to call me Father and rate me as God.

So... I'll just feature post one person at a time.
Without them knowing of course, it's their job to find out.

Till then, see ya!

*OFF~

We have 2 brains

Hi all!!!
I have a funny fact that most of you'd already know.
Guys actually have 2 brains.
Oh yes, actually the matter of fact is that all humans or almost all living things have 2 brains.
Well, it's not scientifically proven yet
BECAUSE I'M THE DISCOVERY!!!
But as I was saying, all humans have 2 brains.. and guys, males have their 2nd brain functioning most of the time!!
You haven't realize this yet but as the modern saying "THINK WITH YOUR DICK!"
Yeah that's what i'm talking about!
Fun fact : Your private organs is your brain!

Our primary brain on our heads is quite useful. It can be creative, innovative, smart and make some judgment.
However,our dick help us make most of the decision, ESPECIALLY when we are sexually active.
The dick tells all! They tell you when you need it, to fulfill your desires.. it just depends whether you obey that brain or not.

Why I say all humans have a 2nd brain?
Well, women in fact.. has a 2nd brain. It's called a G-spot.
Okay, these 2nd brains takes time to be awaken. Guys normally woke them up at young age.. that we all like to call it puberty.
Women on the other hand, depends when a dickhead men stimulate to wake the 2nd brain.

I'M NOT BEING BIAS, but women 2nd brain works twice better than men. Just that women depends mostly on their primary brain instead of the.. the..2nd brain.
I say this, cause it's true.
The difference is, guys listen to their dick.

but in short that don't make them any smarter i must say ahem ahem.

My point is, there are some guys as dickhead outside that have their dicks cloud their judgment.
That goes for women too bitches! Don't think you can escape your all powerful desire.

I guess all of you is gonna get mad of me. So ciazooo!

*off~ it's just random

My pal

I miss my friend. He's been there for me...
when HE'S emo.
Because most of the time he was emo, and I have to be there for him.
It's not that I'm complaining but looking at him emo is quite fun.

He emo, but he will just laugh about it and look at me to give me some cheeky smile.
That's just him.Vincent Wong Wei Jung. I secretly ninja your picture cause I lazy to search through my archives for one.
And now Imma feature you without anyone to know. Hopefully Google will direct the search of your name to my blog so I can get more hits.

Look at me, I'm featuring one of the (MOST) popular guys among the girls. What am I doing?
Screw you Vincent Wong for ignoring me and never love me anymore.
I'm emo now, you never been there for me anymore.

One thing about friends, is that it comes and go. It's really hard to find a really true friend.
As human evolve, our mind hasn't. It's our instinct that keep us alive.
A fisherman sees another fisherman from afar.
And from what I observed, our instinct is to wipe out the population of human.
The imbalance of the ecosystem starts when human rejecting their true instinct.
Well, this is true.. but probably to you murder will not solve anything.
And to be fair, since we won't be killing each other... let us live together till the earth shed some new skin.

I'm not gonna murder anyone LOL.
I'm saying, finding true friends.. it's a lifetime opportunity.
And we never know any of opportunity until we grasp it tight and never let go.
It's like looking for a needle in a bunch of hay. HEY! I've friends but.. I never hate them haha!!!

So off topic.
Means it's time to ciazoo again.

*off~

Other than your family

Hi it's me... who?

It seems that it's been awfully quite a long time since I type in this white little box.
Well, not really long.. the last post was.. well, with many mix emotions that I'd need to spill out.

Not that anyone has ever come back to this blog anymore. OTHER than spam bots that leave obvious retard comments.
If you wanna leave a comment at least put some effort into it.

Now, I'm blogging.. again.
I don't know how long I can keep up to this anyway but erm, since there's not much readers anyway and my life doesn't seem that interesting anymore.. so..
BUT WAIT, my life IS interesting. Just that I didn't tell!

You want me to tell? Do ya? do ya? do ya???

Well alright, I'll tell. BUT NOT NOW!

Like I was saying, blogging isn't that fun anymore. Yes I do have some thoughts to spill like my smelly pets, awkward friends, "friendly" housemates, weird activities and fun travels.
The thing is, uploading pictures is the tough part.
Blogger is a bitch sometimes.
It takes hours to post of pictures, and by the time I'd already forgotten what to say!!

AYE AYE AYE?

And IF I don't post up pictures (for example this post),
By the time you read NOT EVEN a full page I guarantee you won't even scroll down ONCE!!
Maybe you will BUT to CLICK ON SOME OTHER MORE INTERESTING BLOG AYE?!??!?!
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW IZZIT!!!!???

But then again, who's to blame? YOU!

I'm sorry, when I blog.. I've 2 personalities but they both are called JeckShen and Tan JeckShen respectively.

Oh and this blog doesn't make money. It's not an educational blog so get over it!!!
When it's educational, PARENT'S FLAG IT DUMBASS!
YOU ALL HAVE TO LEARN SEX SOMEDAY!!
It's not always after marriage mofo! Kids, be good.
Don't go disappoint papa and mama okay? They want you and only you so don't go give them another half of you.
Unless, the other half of you is for sale.

So back to topic, by the ratings from Nuffnang I've been receiving consistent visitors everyday. Sadly it's none of my friends. Anyone I know who read this is awesome and I love you guys thanks for the support and leave your REAL name in the chatbox so I can send you flowers thanks thanks!!

It's not like me to be cranky and all, but I really really really had alot to spill.
I mean, life is really fucked up recently. More money spent, more friends flying away to never neverland, they don't send postcards either. I feel neglected, so sad in the corner of this dark room (ahem I'm actually in the hall with bright lights and my pets accompanying me)
That's why I get pets, they hate me either.

Look, my point is...
is time to stop.
Ciaozo amigos.

*off~

Yawn

I'm sick, and tired.. of being sick and tired. but not dead yet hahaha!