Ming's birthday committee

As far as i know... there are only 4 committe in charge in ming's birthday.. and that is
Me...
MR LO
Chi Kan
and..Ming himself... =.=

it was for the friday dinner, not a surprise party. Well, at first it was... Mardi Gras however you spell it :-).. and then, we just stick to the dinner, in Teluk Gong.
Now, what's the problem? There isn't any cake... and what's a birthday without cake... and a little alcohol??
So now there's a surprise... and person in charge are MR LO, Chi Kan.. and me... good news...
and here's a draft plan from us...
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Title : HAMCHATSEILA!

>Scene 1
-Meet in PACKAGE’s place 1700 Hrs, Malaysian Time
-collect money from the drunk nuts
-Buy the liquor
-fit everyone in
>Scene 2
-On the way to teluk gong no later than 1745 Hrs, Malaysian Time
-Reach by 1830Hrs
-eat shit until max 2100Hrsd
-Chi Khan leaves by 2105Hrs
-Jeckshen go hamchat with PACKAGE for atleast 15 mins
>Scene 3
-I speed at no more than 160 km/h back to PJ with the rest of the gang
-reach PJ before 2145Hrs, prepare cake n shit and prepare the liquor
-Await arrival of PACKAGE
>Scene4
-PACKAGE arrives, birthday song begins
-PACKAGE blows real candles on the real cake
-Backman will 7-shot from behind and pie the fake cake on PACKAGE’s face
-Everything is settled after a 15 mins brawl
-Drink like a dumbshit till early in the morning

surely enough this is prepared by Chi Kan..

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OF COURSE.. there are few flaws in the plan...

we bought 2 cakes= secret recipe(real) and cake sense (fake).. well done to me and jordan

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we gather at Ming's hse at 5... earliest is Ooi Chi Khan... yes i'm surprised too.. but that's not the main point... done!

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we leave Ming's hse at 1815... thanks to Mogan Raj.. which claims that he stuck in the megah traffic light for.. 20 mins... flaw #1

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everybody reach Teluk Gong.. except CHI KHAN(driver) and AMAKOR.. who is lost and had no navigator to the place at all.. flaw#2

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after dinner, everybody leaves except me.. who needs to fake poop in Teluk Gong for the purpose of stalling Ming from going home.. done!

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Chi Khan flew MORE THAN 160KM/H... which is 165km/h!!!!! with sweaty hands...

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i got out of the toilet after the foul stench of the seafood droppings and liquid waste before amakor inform me anything... (it was past 20mins.. who can poop that long?????)

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Ming speed at 110MPH (200km/h) while Jordan was in Kesas highway with 80km/h...

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Jordan and Ming was in sunway pyramid together despite Jordan leaving Teluk Gong 20 mins earlier than Ming... (imagine that)

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Chi Khan got the cake.. from my hse..

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Ming reach home.. saw the cake... (no more surprise elements)

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worse... we lied to him that jordan's going toilet... and came out with the cake while ming is standing right behind him not saying anything...

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...but it all went pretty well...

more flaws next post.. with pictures!!!!

*off~