My Chinese New Year:When Ang Pao's not enough!

Honestly, after 18 years of collecting ang paos... actually I don't know whether I collected them wehn I was 1 or 2 years old...

okay, after 15 years of collecting ang paos, I really get that feeling that the quantity don't matter much to me anymore, and to my surprise so is the quality!

I like to spent time with my friends, doing funny things that even the government would never thought of.

Unfortunely this year, me and Tim couldn't bombard peoples house anymore because of the guard patrol around the neighborhood and we didn't actually bother to buy any crackers either.

So what's the hit of this year Chinese New Year?

LOU SANG!! DRINKING AND GAMBLE!!!!!

not to mention avoid going to jail.

DAY6

Today is the day Yen Tink organize a farewell dinner for herself.

Her message says" hey, tuesday night you free anot? thought of having dinner with you all,"

So, I was like "aaaaw so touching.."

but then again, you didn't know what happen few days ago before day6.

She invited Donat and the rest of the gang... and left out me and Calvin.

It's happening again!!! But why blame her? we know her nature HAHA!!

So putting unnecessary feelings towards her aside, I agreed to attend her dinner and at least visit her house. Of course, those who still keeping grudge againts her don't even bother thinking aobut going her house. Thanks to me comforting them, I finally changed their minds.
About Lou sang... isn't it just our Malaysian Chinese Culture practice this habit of Lou sang? If it's true, go Chinese Malaysian!!!!

Compared to my other Lou Sang, this is still considered clean.....

And I forgot to introduce you to Yen Tink.... wait that is not Yen Tink.

This is Donat, a fahai, noob, mosquito, fat face, retard idiot laughing out loud bastard that you shouldn't fiest with. He's a person that Chi Khan can call PARIA. whatever that means.

This is Yen Tink, the girl of course. Forgive me but she can be a man sometimes. If she's reading this then you should see her reaction... MAN.

Haha, I don't mean to insult her but.. it's true. Can't wait till she flies back from Australia and give me a smack!!

Remember I said about never have a meal with Donat? That's why.

Having me, Wern Loong and Donat together is the worst TRIO ever. We entertain, but we won't please. Some people would thought that we are gay.

And my bowl of rice. I like, makes me feel... royal. That's a common joke when come to food around me, people just HAVE to give me big portion of rice, and left overs are meant for me. SCREW YOU ALL!! But I don't mind left overs.
The empty dishes. It's worth it, New Paris Restaurant. Lucky for me, people sitting the same table as me don't have appetite at all. So it's up to me to save the day!! My first time dining with people that doesn't want to eat the fish.. and the FRIED SOTONG!!

I finish it all. I'm pro eater man, and I didn't gain a wieght... only look different, if you know what I mean.

That's the whole us. Isn't Yen Tink should be proud having so many friends??? Well, SHE SHOULD!!! So finally, being idiots camwhoring in a coffee shop for half hour. We finally ready to go her new BIG HOUSE. Which is when the turn off started.

A week ago, Donat said we should respect and go her house bainin.. because we never did, all we do is stand outside her house waiting for her to let us in. But that was last week.

It still the same today!! We reach her house, complain about why we still standing outside her house, smoking and feel damn TULAN and pledged never again come to her house.

well, the pledge part is not true, but we certainly damn tulan.

So, it is up to us to entertain the crowd outside her house. I manage to take Sing Kiat carkeys and drove around like a maniac and finally got caught by the guards.

Xinhui played along driving Kwoky's Avanza, just that she didn't drive recklessly like Donat.

Finally, after the long long hours of waiting and complaining,she finally let us in. Just when you thought the fun started, she have to tell you that..

NO DRINKING

NO GAMBLING...

okay la at least gong xi her mother and recieve ang pao..

but NO!!

okay, we respect that.

So, the deliquents crowds do their stuff planning where to gamble. I'm just variable with anything, as long as i get out of this nonsense... Donat off to play CS or something with Wern Loong and Gori and me went to Aman Suria to gamble.

Bye Yen Tink big house.

So we went to Aman Suria's housing area. Gambling there was fun and relaxing, because I kept on winning and the environment there was a tranquil.

All that destroyed when the guard said only with Aman Suria residents than you can stay in the club. So we head off to Tim's house.

Being the earliest, the fullest, the laziest person to arrive at Tim's house.

The road was empty so.... in this picture you can see how my body changed after few days of eating good food. Don't tell me it didn't change at all!!! I'll screw you.

Gamble in Tim's house is the place when you can win alot of coins. It's complicated gambling with Tim, with all the rules and miscommunication.

I couldn't stay long so I left after the 2nd crowd came.

DAY7

Jordan, Chi Khan, Nian and Eng Liong made plans to visit my house.

For the first time having friends bai nin in my house. Well, not exactly first.. but first time gambling in my house that's for sure.

Lucky that my parents went out after a while, Chi Khan started showing his japanese shows.

Also how cool his boxers was.

Luck did not change, I still win alot. They went to gym after that and I followed them for a swim after their gym session. Who knows what fun awaits us in the pool...
Ming offered to fetch me to the pool, KJ. So being another earliest to arrive, we both talked about the plan on his lou sang day.

Half hour later... Gym model arrive..

Model number one, all that hidden behind the clothes... qualify to be a safeguard.
Eer, gym model number 2. Beer belly and strong arms, IT'S TRUE LAR.

Just that I didn't attend gym session for a long, long time.

Model number 3, skele pigeon chest man. It's still a improvement compared to last time.

That is all for day7, too tired to go gamble during the night so stayed at home watch TV.

DAY8

Also the same day as Valentines day, as well as pai tien kong at 12midnight.

I don't have any plans during this valentines day, I was suppose to send Yen Tink to airport.. but oh well, she have many friends there, one person won't make a difference.

Valentines day, made a promise to... (should I say it anot?) that next year I'll definetly date her.. so this year will be another dateless valentine, nothing wrong with that.

Other than Yen Tink going to Australia, Matthew Chin, my buddy since 10 is leaving to New Zealand. That's just too bad.

So like I said, Pray the sky. A tribute to Zhugeliang, so i heard la..I don't really know what's the purpose. This picture was took at my uncle's 3 storey house balcony.

Before that, I went to my aunt's house.. another big house of course.

I went there on purpose, is not like me going to my mom's friend house just to get ang pao..

I wanted to see the newborn puppies!!!

There it is, 2 unnamed puppies, another 2 was sent away and 1 special puppy gave to my godmother. My special as in different among all 5 puppies and the cutest, and yes I have a godmother which is at a suitable age to be my godmother. *cough*unlikechikhanandyongfei*cough

This's the mother. Althought it just gave birth, it's not fierce at all. Still the same cuddly friendly toy dog!!!

So we went to my Uncle's house at 1130pm. If you could recall, I posted aobut his house a year ago. He's my uncle, brother to my mother. He owns few houses and this is one of the biggest, a 3 storey house. He bought 2 lands too.

This is his 2nd land. A place for his jungle chickens and gunnie pig to run freely,not to mention a very deep japanese fish pond with fountain.

Like all pai tin kong, there'll always be fireworks.

Uncle's fireworks... this year I had enough memory to capture all this.
and the best shot... woohoo!! I love fireworks!!

By the way, the police came, and couldn't do anything about it. My uncle's house is 3 storey tall, it also stand at a high ground, which will tell you that he has a parking basement. So even if the police came in, we had plenty of time to hide those fireworks. Aaah, the 2nd floor, the leisure hall. That's my dad pawning my ass in pool.I mention last year he has a pool/snooker table and dunno how many inch TV. This time adding another XBOX360, sadly there's no game to play.

One of my cousin broke the cue stick. My uncle, being understandable that a 6 year old hyperactive child that can cause the impossible, he forgiven him.

Damn, my cousin was annoying, AND he's a half Australian.

The jungle chicken's territory. This where my mom took the chicken home and slaugther it. That was last month post.Observe carefully you can see not only chickens, but the gunnie pig(how do you spell it?)

WATCH FOR THE GLOWY EYES. Guess what they're feeding on? Pig legs.

Jungle chicken is huge, and it can fly, well.. a little.

It's true chickens are dumb, but sometimes it can be smart as well. Like the rooster started its morning call at 3am, how's that?

No matter hose smart it is, me and my dad planned to get all this chicken drunk. So we pour a full cup of red wine, mix it with pink Jambu and toss it for them to eat.

Drunk Chicken, sound familiar?

Too bad we couldn't tell whether it is drunk anot, they still look dumb to me. I got the vids anyway.

*off~ Yen Tink if you're reading this , I'm sorry.. i'm just kidding.