Friday, March 28, 2008

Truth about the MIDDLE FINGER!

You know, I'd been given a middle finger alot lately... in fact I give as much middle finger to people.
One day I was driving, there's this BMW cut my lane without the signal.. so I gave him my signal.. THE FINGER, actually that's not true. I went to some events, and this guy was performing his dance, LOREAL STAR SEARCH.. recall anything?
He gave the FINGER to the camera and apologize after that.
So what's with the Finger, where it come from? How it started?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, French won over England, yaya.. decided to cut off their middle finger so they cannot use the English longbow in the future. The long bow was made from YEW tree, drawing the long bow is was knows as "PLUCKING THE YEW".
So the English was upset and began waving their middle finger at the defeated French and said "SEE!! WE CAN STILL PLUCK YOU!"

So, over the time it became a symbolic gesture and they started saying PLUCK YOU, which is difficult to say..such as PEASANT MOTHER PLUCKER!!.

So they use the F and everything started like that, God is unhappy.. Dark ages began.. and they use terms like "GIVING THE BIRD". Okay, the God and Dark ages thingy is not true.

Pluck me!

And yew all thought yew knew everything!

Wonder why they don't use toes instead!? Nah!!!!! SUCK MY TINY BIRD!! suck it!!!!

oh well, it doesn't work that well after all... so

NAH!!!!!! no...
NAAH!!! no....
NAAAAH!!!! um...nope..
NAAAAH!!! still.. no
NAAAH!!! YEAH!!!! ROOOAAAR!!!! TAKE THAT!!!
YEW ALL STILL THINK YEW KNEW EVERYTHING??!!!
well, it actually have many origins, a definitive look at the world's most popular insult... who ever created this.. I SALUTE! 1 FINGER!
*off~

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