There! I said it! But I did not weep like a girl!
It's cockroach for the Almighty's sake!!
I tell you what I HATE, I hate small things that has fast agility... anything that's small. It's the same story of why the elephant is afraid of the mouse, just that that's a myth or stories for the children but mine is totally true!
But that's what I hate! Especially monkeys.. Yes I hate them cause they're small, and they move kinda fast too..
So, not many people knows about this.. after some that stays with me in Kampar only found out my true identity.
I'm terrified of cockroach.
Since more and more people starts to find out what I'm afraid most.. So I just let it out at least. No more hiding. But what makes me afraid of them?
Fast, Filthy, small, Filthy, they come in swarms! Like Zerglings to pawn you helpless Terran Base!!
The next thing that scares me is ghost.. well they doesn't really scares me. But zombies, normally gives me an impression of slow and dumb.
But unlike the one in Quarantine, the small kid is actually fast!! Filthy and it bites!!!
Like I said, cockroach is like..
THE WORSE PART IS THAT, even killing it! They left you a souvenir of white goo.. the way they say good bye! STUPID MARTYRDOM!
It's cockroach for the Almighty's sake!!
I tell you what I HATE, I hate small things that has fast agility... anything that's small. It's the same story of why the elephant is afraid of the mouse, just that that's a myth or stories for the children but mine is totally true!
But that's what I hate! Especially monkeys.. Yes I hate them cause they're small, and they move kinda fast too..
So, not many people knows about this.. after some that stays with me in Kampar only found out my true identity.I'm terrified of cockroach.
Since more and more people starts to find out what I'm afraid most.. So I just let it out at least. No more hiding. But what makes me afraid of them?
Fast, Filthy, small, Filthy, they come in swarms! Like Zerglings to pawn you helpless Terran Base!!
The next thing that scares me is ghost.. well they doesn't really scares me. But zombies, normally gives me an impression of slow and dumb.
But unlike the one in Quarantine, the small kid is actually fast!! Filthy and it bites!!!
Like I said, cockroach is like..
THE WORSE PART IS THAT, even killing it! They left you a souvenir of white goo.. the way they say good bye! STUPID MARTYRDOM!
So I decided that, to overcome my fears.. I shall face my fears. Just like Bruce Wayne but I'm not planning to made myself into cockroach man.. Cause it's not cool.And being cockroach man.. have many disadvantages. I might turn out ugly.. and Cicakman probably out powered me! And sadly to say, I looked more like a villain than a superhero.
Okay, I'm joking.. I really went to look for trouble. At first, I didn't know what comes into my mind. After feeding grubs to my chicken(yes I have a chicken, and it lay eggs for me).
I think, I should go look for something from the storeroom. After I open the door, I found what I want! And it's not cockroach.. it's the plastic fish tank that I always wanted to bring to Kampar.
But to get the tank out.. I must carry out many.. many stuffs like plastic bags and you know plastic bags is where all the cockroach lives.. AND I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THEM CRAWLING AROUND!
So I braced myself, pull out the plastic bag and oh GAWD I can smell their stench!!! The next thing in mind is my chicken.. so I ran to it and throw the plastic bag to my chicken and said
" EAT EM' ALL UP BITCHES!!!"
But my chicken ran away.. sadly it doesn't know what's in the bag..
So I pick my chicken up back from the street, and I pour out the whole bag of cockroach... And believe me.. it doesn't look pretty despite the mixture colors of red, brown and black!!!
I seen all kinds of cockroach, but I never seen burning red ones before!!! I think my dad's chemical in the storeroom mutated them. I have to say, cleaning out my storeroom is like the movie of Alien: Resurrection..
The whole story goes like this, open storeroom.. found out the cockroach had been feeding on rubber mats and old newspaper.. found the stuff I wanted.. but wrap in plastic bag filled with cockroach.. found loads of eggs.. hear them crawling around.. drag everything out.. pour them out!! Some even tried to attack me... by attempting to crawl up my crotch, but thanks to my trusty chicken.. no many survived.
Unfortunately, yet some of them survived.. some even tried running into my house. But instead of stomping them like how Nidoking stomps Pikachu in Pokemon.. I throw bricks instead(I'm Geodude). And Imagine me throwing bricks at small and fast creatures... funny thing is I actually hit it.. but it still survived.Anyway, the stench of cockroach still lingers around my garden.. probably because I left the infested T shirt outside. I swear I never gonna touch it again ever.. and did I overcome my fears? HELL NO! And thank God I'd not encounter those that can fly!! Seriously..
Saddest fact is that cockroach gonna lives longer than humans in earth, means after we all extinct.. they still remains.
Freak of nature.
The next thing is.. I'm not touching the eggs my chicken lays again. You still have your appetite after you know what's my chicken main diet eh?
Surprisingly, I'm not afraid of rats.. eh wait.. I DO!
*off~
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ok i definitely would not eat your chicken's egg....ever!
LOL which Rachel are u?
the one that drives Triton or the one from high school?
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