Genting Randominus

To be honest, I don't really know how to start a proper post.

All I know, I've been out almost every night since I turn 18.
I told my mom, "Ma, don't you worry, your son is gonna be at home with you every night! I like to go out on day time!"

Wat my mom didn't know, is that I was referring to either my elder brother, or I was hoping for a younger brother.

I love to do the most random things, but my random things is never as random as this.

Got a call at 7:30, asking me to go Genting at 8.

How to resist the cold weather? HOW???

So I went. AGAIN.

With a little bit of nausea. I don't know why.. Compared to Honda's and Proton Wira's swirlings, only Honda gave me nausea.

That's why Wira geng. I drive Wira. I owned Penang aunty bitches.

Where else you can drink in Genting?
Oh, Starbucks Sausage rolls rocks.

Rock n' sausage roll! wooohoo tasty!

I got gift to do promoting la I think.
I think only la!!!

Lucky enough (I memang got 100% lucky, read previous post)
We didn't walk around this time in Genting.

I found out today that my mom went Genting Casino.
I should have known thou..
But the thrill of going Genting overcome my senses..

Anywayyyy, I still went Genting, so close yet so far.

My sister found out through facebook though.

The usual guys

Kai Ning is a devil.

Look who joined us from North City Ipoh!

Chee Hoe and Wei Zhi. On the same bed.


Spot the cream!

I so OMGWTFBBQ in love with the sexy seductive tasty Chocolate Cream Chip from Starbucks!
Of course, I so in love with you too. Hee =)

Power of Starbucks, brings joy to everyone. When everyone dares to spent.

Hmmm.. cheesy sausage roll, who cares about getting fat when you can have a bite of some.


"Come! Hug me and feel my TIT-LESS breast!!! I shall bath you with my homo ugliness"
says the weird toilet statue.

I think it's transsexual.

*off~

Uphill Random Genting

The most expensive random trip ever.
I always thought my random trips to somewhere, somewhere might have been with Ming, Mak, Chi Khan and the guys.
But who knows, the most expensive/short/highest/random trips is with my girlfriend and her pals.
Genting trip, all the way up there.
For what occasion? Drinking session, plus supper.
In Starbucks.
The cost is like, petrol + higher charges in Genting = Monster wallet kill.

Yes, is that random. When I mention it, NOOOO noone believes.
Other than fuck-ed up friends that went up Genting just to see stars. Worse of all, they went there the day before I left Kampar. What's worse is that they went there after I went home to sleep.

Damn you all!

Lucky for me, and thanks to her.
My nights are alive again. I thought this holiday could get any worse until I make some new buddies that known to do some real random stuff.

Like setting themselves on fire.
Run on the street naked.
Shave head with initials of N96 and roll around the floor in OU just to get a free phone.

True story.
Serious.

My cuppa tea. Gossips, food, cold winds.
That's Genting.

Soon, another 1 more year..
cash, lost, wins, big wins, cards, numbers, suicides, fights, tiger machine, tiger show,
Loan sharks.

But that ain't gonna happen to me at least.

kaishan & belle-yein mun

meng yoei

Elaine T & Tiang.

belle-yein mun again with her Frappuccino. Save her from another defamation picture.

Hong Yee & Kaining.

Like a star, see how strong the wind is?

It's like Marilyn Monroe but the wind comes from sideways instead.
And she's Chinese, I like.

I'm getting fat, look how plump my face is?

I looked like Wei Zhi just that I've larger eyes, longer face, cuter smiles.
Less hairy somewhere somewhere. Oh boy I look cute.

Thanks for everything.
Loves.

*off~

Gentingsss

Who say Genting gempak??

WE SAY SO!!!!!!!

Day 1 - lets go~

i skipped coll today.. but it's only boring maths and easy accounts.. so no big deal

i already knew this whole week gonna be a rocking happy week man!! and i was right...

so i was preparing for genting when Jordan came my hse at noon.

so.. our plan was... reach Ming's hse at 3pm.. touch the LRT at 3.30pm..

reach Genting b4 7pm!!

done!!

and lucky we din forget the cheese and crackers..

and we went mings hse and suddenly poof

we in LRT station at 330pm

Jordan steady only.. 1st pic of the trip!

Mak with the "mat salleh we in M'sia now" looks..
Chris with Lrt ticket.. no hurries

Cause of the problem.... Mei Wan.. why?

because of her shoes... rosak only..

oh ming.. slumber.. can't wait to reach KL SENTRAL..

in bahagia...(3.35pm)

Chi Kan... late idiot who slept until 1 and bath until 3..

chee yong have to wait for chi khan...

KL SENTRAL(350pm)

Chi Khan wondering what he gonna plunder next~!

bye bye KL SENTRAL.. we went to the wrong station..

den we have ride gain all the way to Gombak..

Terminal Putra





(450pm)
with all kinds of people.....





like Soung and Chris with Laluan jalan kaki..

and.. chi kan/chee yong fags..

see.. now more people wanna post with the sign board...

told you.. this place makes weirdness out of people..

at least..we had a groupie.. with Ming cameraman..

IN THE BUS (err.. 530pm)

first thing first.. take the whole back of the bus.. and play cards..

Chi Kan Jordan Chee Yong and me..

and den.. vain cam whore time...

They say Ryan caberra look alike..

not in this pic la..

Vain #2

normal la...

Vain #3..

oh this wan not normal... but anyways.. his hair can't stand.... NS symptoms...
the rest was sleeping in the bus..

chi kan wanted to see Goh Tong's graveyard.. so Mak keep watch

ming was reading chess self tutor dat i brought.. so he can beat the hell out of me...

and.. mei wan sleeping.. Chee Yong farting.. Chris? having head with songs..

Genting first world ( 600pm)

fags with chee yong and chi kan.. sadness

shuffle in public
we played star wars also.. using the force open automatic doors.. it was lame i know..
but i'm a star wars fanatic.. wat u expect?

Met a familiar fren.. 1 of my tall kinds...


Vain 101

Taking pics in front of the big mirror...

room (615-630pm)

Room Rules and Regulation -

#1 Do not smoke

#2 follow rule number 1

#3 no simply touch gals and all

#4 forget about rule number 3

our guide to spiritual world...

Chris Rat tailing everyone who is half naked in the room...

And Mak follows the rule to be clean..

a clean Mak is a happy Mak

Chi Khan attemp arson...

fucking dangerous

and i taught them how to smoke without ciggs.. by eating matchsticks..

shocking!!!!

Dinner time!!(700pm) in kenny rogers..

b4 that.. post with skull head first... Jordan and Chris as eyeballs


me dentist and Chris.. dung digger..

Fucking bad service Kenny rogers.. u ask for a fork and spoon it took u 5 mins to get each...

so it was 759pm the gang left for the MLTR concert.. left back Me Chi Khan and Mei Wan..

Jolla went to adjust her boobs.. so that's someone said..

Mei wan.. she's the oldest among all of us..

but den she eat likes small kid.. got sauce spill at the wrong spot...

she looks like a small gal too anyways... :)

Mei wan with my BE ELEMENT hoodie..

*think dress*

he had to shuffle in the hallway and pose...

He's bringing sexy back... woot~ damn sien d la.. see all this tube.. previous post got alot.. i aslo kena force to wear... cibai retard gals.. totured us only..

smoke policy

Groups... with chi khan
groups without chi khan.... why?

coz his ass so damn fine baby!!!

and he had to rape me for that...

Hallway (1000pm)

recieved a stupid phone call from a stupid instructer that dunno how to be human

but anyways... we were heading down to get movie tickets.. Harry potter anyways.. but it was sold out.. left only midnight movies... Fuuh.. Genting provide Osim chairs in the theather... not bad... 15 bucks.. wth?

so.. next we were like damn bored..

so fucking bored... so we walk around.. outside and suddenly a big crownd in front of us and was like.. oh.. michael learns to rock...

next thing we know.. we end up with the rest of the group

(nice job picturing the scene.. Jeck Shen =.=)


(outside... somewhere......1030pm)

so we had a few groupies photos...

this one with kool chikan/chee yong smoking efects.. see the corner?

the maksiat group.. YES including u Jolla!!

this fellow started to stone and... shouted "I LOVE YOU MICHAEL" to some few gals...

and then.. we camwhore..

it was stupid to see M'sia big gal fans touching MLTR band's hand.. or so they seems... and Mak heard 1 of them said " ooohhh i touch his hand!!! ooooh i touch his hand!!!!!"

so.. we were like" dun wash ur hands la bitch"

weirdo... they are still alive..

wait.. we ARE weirdos...

in a good way~ :)

so.. supper time.. and Jolla so happy...


i saw a bunch of paintcrafts which looks cool..

it is a cloud.. with some chinese God standing on it... ever watch the Monkey King? (not jordan)

(pizza and yau char kuai area...1115pm)

peoples that wanna eat pizza.. and wanna fags... too bad they can't ^^

Jolla damn happy.. i proud of her/... food ma~~

groupie.. with someone behind so suddenly...

i been left out alot in pictured.. coz i'm cameraman.. shyt.. so can't miss this.. neither do Ming..

hm.. yau char kuai

still not as good as Michael... CHIN!! but here longer... and hot

2 guys

and a pizza place

with Hungry chee yong... fantasise~~~

and happy monkey king....

(some pizza place... should be 12++am) DAY 2.. GET HIGH TIME!!

so here's the plan... i'm gonna get so hyper with my camera... and soung?

u weren't part of it... so.. nvm at least u do the birdie thing....

1-2-3 GO!!!

yea.. smile all u want.. u gonna get so retarded tonight... enjoy while u can..

Still in the pizza place.. forgot wat time... bleak!~

so we got our pizzas.. we got our yau char kuais.. now.. lets go get my new girlfriend!!!

yeah!! my girlfriend.. in genting.. damn syok wan.. guarantee!!!

so we off to Starbucks.. where my girlfriend waits...

and ordered.. java chip frappucino....

den we went back to room..

where's my girldfirend?

duu.. sexy and keeps me awake all nite!!

(somewhere midnite... we got the pizza yau char kuai.. my java chip.. and peoples..?so time for some noise)

say hello to whoever passes by...

say hello to pre-fags Jordan..

say hello to gay and.. more gay...

so.. we got chee yong protecting our liquor.. and playing cards...



but ming somehow got himself drinking too mcuh at 1 shot..

he got "a little" dizzy...

so he's up to drunken chess!!

me however... drank too much but not realising at all.. suddenly went all high d...

it was weird.. when i was playing cards.. i drank up all 4 cups 1 shot.. (i remembered this when i woke up the next day)



wat the hell Mak??

everyone was like half naked...except chris...

so i went up high... and got worse when laughing at Ming's drunken chess!!!

i can focus.. juz a little dizzy~~~ MING!! u can barely grab ur queen!!!

i chill a little d...

(somewhere midnight in Genting la)

so.. i know i was Drunk!! and i still insist taking a walk with Ming, Emilia, Melinda.. Chi Kan and.. some ppl i dun remember...

drunk walks was nice.. damn nice... imaging a leaf from so high gliding down all the way to the surface... something lidet...

so.. i talk nonsense with Emilia.. she said i gonna forget all about it the next day.. BUT NOOOooo~

i remember clearly wat i said to you still...

(still midnigth.. maybe morning)

back to the room.. i'm dying..

okay.. i was tired.. but i couldn't sleep and i was labeled in the drunken room.. where all drunktards sleepsSoung was the burden of the night... he's the denial drunktard... but.. he do thing of good intentions...

he tried to protect the gals from drunken retards in our room.. so he believes Jordan, Chi Kan and Mak was drunk..

but they din touch alcohol at all.. wtf?

(room at 800 am)

i was wide awake.. and couldn't go back to sleep...

so i look for my camera and took some pics..

Drunk room

non drunk room...

this idiot wake up damn late compared to a light head me... and i couldn't find chi khan that time..

so everyone woke up at 9am++

the guy room was full of naked fire fighters... first there was me... with brownies underpants.. then with Chi khan boxers... den enxt with Ming blackies renoma..

Ming damn proud walked around with his underpants.. and interupted my game of chess with Jordan.. with his underpants..... GET the picture... pls...

morning view...

everyone was starving as they waited for.. dunno who.. damn hungry...

KFC @1000AM)

WE FINISH OUR FOOD.. No time to take pics man.. hungry...

but KFC SUCKS IN GENTING!! too cold till chicken shrink izzit?!!

i can fucking sue you man!!!.. actaully.. i can't~

Mei wan.. damn proud...

she starting to become a Bimbo...

Mak.. i guess is wrong to share a meal with him... both big eaters expect big foods in the bucket.. SCREW YOU LAR KFC!!!

and the rest of the unstatisfied eaters..



Ming mom brought us backup... i like the can...


she brought apples too.. and Ming had to feed me...

like the witch and.. sleeping beauty..

(in genting @ 11am?)

golden people's crack...

ooh.. dislocated long long dick..

so wrong man Genting!!! what will happen to the childrens!!!



ooh.. mR Long dick's wife..

*there nothing we can do about him*

Mogan was everywhere.... should we be proud anot?!



so.. arcade times!! weeeeee~


weeeee~ at least this time i have no worries about car crash!!!

(back to room@300pm)

somehow after the arcades... some ppl got really emo about something that i dun wanna know... coz i makes me angry thiking about it.. but i forgot what it is.. so good ridance..

Bimbos... happy go lucky forever...




this wan dunno emo what cock!!!


and den Negative + positive.. = positive..

a idiot.. will stay as an idiot... she oldest still small kid only...

our last groupies... yes lar..!!

heading down for the bus @ 330... (bus leaving at #330 tou)

camwhore all the way.. without me!!

we saw this along the way..Ming was afraid this could happen to us... and it WOULD!!!

reach gombak @ 430

so.. that's our ending of genting... sad.. no cable cars.. no boat riding...

i saw the don't miss just piss on target sign... and.. i was like.. reading and pissing..

good job M'sia

530... at last.. we reach home.. Chi kan Jolla and Chee Yong stopped at Bahagia.. the rest in Ming hse.. Mak fetched me home.. and i got a sore throat..

and this post took me hours to post!!!!!!!!

good.. i'm done..

off to studies now.. ciaoz maraol paoz..

*off~

word of the day = THWART