Yummy yummy movies

Popcorn?
I don't even like popcorn.

But what is this is my hand?
A large popcorn, and coke.
I don't even crave for coke!

What is this combination of movie with empty snacks?

What is the idea behind it?
What they trying to achieve?

Hmm?

Let's just watch the movie and shutup

The will power!

Hey peoples!

Lifes been good.
If there are still stalkers that stalks my blog, let me know i give you some love haha!

On other note, i've been working out a lot lately, to achieve something people would thought is impossible, even myself thought it's impossible.. But in any case, i'll keep trying.
Nope i'm not going to tell you what it is.

Financially, i'm broke. Professional job my ass. Sure i get a good status for my job, but as it sucks my life away, there's no point of it yes?
As i grew, i learnt balance. Right now i need my personal time.. I'm looking forward to a job that i have passion in, that would pay good too! And learn values along the way.

Kids, life it's not about all fun, sex, stress, and sorrows.



Actually, it is. But balance. Don't do stupid things. Laugh along with people, don't find enemy.. Find friends. Respect, and forgive.

Awww so goody goody. And i'm not even like that haw haw!

Life is changing, i'm an uncle now. My nephew may take me as a role model, i will never know. After all, my life.. And friend's are all extraordinary ones. Who wouldn't admire us?
That is the fact, i mean.. Who would hike, camp, travel, fish, eat, live and play most of the time?
Provided i have the money to support.

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom stick up to all my nonsense everyday. Sure, she don't share the same humor as i do. But i always make sure she laughs. And she always make sure that i'm well.

I'm very lucky to have these people in my life. Friend that i've always mention, enemies and families. If it werent for them(cliche coming), i wont be who i am now hahahahahaha!

Right.

But yea, all those experience they given me, even the small ones. As long as i laugh, talk, smile, workout, drink, play, fight, scold, teach, taught, joke with/by any of you before..

You guys.. Will only exist once in my life.

And if anything happens to me, not like i'm gonna die.. I really hope you read this, and know that i'm very happy to have a part of MY time spent with any of you all.

But seriously, i'm not dying.
No i'm not.
Nope.

NOT DYING HERE KTHXBYE!

Bright Idea

Hello wonderful world of bloggers.
Welcome to your blogging entertainment full of craziest ideas and thoughts that can blow you away and leave you retard and said awwww.
The site that make no sense and all about rants.

So today I'll ask you this...What is wrong with this picture?

I'll tell you what's wrong,
IT'S NOT FREAKING MEEEEEEEE!!

YET!

There goes my sanity, lets wait for it to come back... wait for it.. wait for it...

ciaoz.

*off~

October.

October again.
4 CONSECUTIVE YEARS.
October never been a cheerful month.



This year, October seriously starts in a wrong way.
But please time, pass a little faster. I can't handle all these pain, it's only the 6th for time sake.

*off~

The shit is good

You know, the word "good shit", it's a very strong word.

Very strong indeed.
So strong that I can feel it's tight arms of pile of dung euuuk.
But jokes aside, seriously.. very serious..
It's a strong word.

I mean, how can a shit be good? If it's good.. in what manner?
Good cause of what you ate and what it came out? Healthy?
Good cause it doesn't smell bad?
Good cause it actually came out?
Good cause it didn't stain your butt like it always did?
Good cause there's no debris stuck up at the hairy hole?
Good cause is edible?
Good cause.. it obeys?

I know the point, people say good shit when someone did something shitty that is good.
LOL! or more commonly shit that taste good.
Logically, saying good shit after stone sounds excusable to me. Afterall, you are taking shit.

But then again, it's a strong word. I mean come on! What shit is good (in a non fertilizer way).

You like my post? Izzit Good shit? Not good enough for ya?

First image on the search of "good shit" via Google Image.

I know I've been sick in the mind lately, but hey!! Who's da one entertaining you?
Good shit!!

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We have 2 brains

Hi all!!!
I have a funny fact that most of you'd already know.
Guys actually have 2 brains.
Oh yes, actually the matter of fact is that all humans or almost all living things have 2 brains.
Well, it's not scientifically proven yet
BECAUSE I'M THE DISCOVERY!!!
But as I was saying, all humans have 2 brains.. and guys, males have their 2nd brain functioning most of the time!!
You haven't realize this yet but as the modern saying "THINK WITH YOUR DICK!"
Yeah that's what i'm talking about!
Fun fact : Your private organs is your brain!

Our primary brain on our heads is quite useful. It can be creative, innovative, smart and make some judgment.
However,our dick help us make most of the decision, ESPECIALLY when we are sexually active.
The dick tells all! They tell you when you need it, to fulfill your desires.. it just depends whether you obey that brain or not.

Why I say all humans have a 2nd brain?
Well, women in fact.. has a 2nd brain. It's called a G-spot.
Okay, these 2nd brains takes time to be awaken. Guys normally woke them up at young age.. that we all like to call it puberty.
Women on the other hand, depends when a dickhead men stimulate to wake the 2nd brain.

I'M NOT BEING BIAS, but women 2nd brain works twice better than men. Just that women depends mostly on their primary brain instead of the.. the..2nd brain.
I say this, cause it's true.
The difference is, guys listen to their dick.

but in short that don't make them any smarter i must say ahem ahem.

My point is, there are some guys as dickhead outside that have their dicks cloud their judgment.
That goes for women too bitches! Don't think you can escape your all powerful desire.

I guess all of you is gonna get mad of me. So ciazooo!

*off~ it's just random

My pal

I miss my friend. He's been there for me...
when HE'S emo.
Because most of the time he was emo, and I have to be there for him.
It's not that I'm complaining but looking at him emo is quite fun.

He emo, but he will just laugh about it and look at me to give me some cheeky smile.
That's just him.Vincent Wong Wei Jung. I secretly ninja your picture cause I lazy to search through my archives for one.
And now Imma feature you without anyone to know. Hopefully Google will direct the search of your name to my blog so I can get more hits.

Look at me, I'm featuring one of the (MOST) popular guys among the girls. What am I doing?
Screw you Vincent Wong for ignoring me and never love me anymore.
I'm emo now, you never been there for me anymore.

One thing about friends, is that it comes and go. It's really hard to find a really true friend.
As human evolve, our mind hasn't. It's our instinct that keep us alive.
A fisherman sees another fisherman from afar.
And from what I observed, our instinct is to wipe out the population of human.
The imbalance of the ecosystem starts when human rejecting their true instinct.
Well, this is true.. but probably to you murder will not solve anything.
And to be fair, since we won't be killing each other... let us live together till the earth shed some new skin.

I'm not gonna murder anyone LOL.
I'm saying, finding true friends.. it's a lifetime opportunity.
And we never know any of opportunity until we grasp it tight and never let go.
It's like looking for a needle in a bunch of hay. HEY! I've friends but.. I never hate them haha!!!

So off topic.
Means it's time to ciazoo again.

*off~

Other than your family

Hi it's me... who?

It seems that it's been awfully quite a long time since I type in this white little box.
Well, not really long.. the last post was.. well, with many mix emotions that I'd need to spill out.

Not that anyone has ever come back to this blog anymore. OTHER than spam bots that leave obvious retard comments.
If you wanna leave a comment at least put some effort into it.

Now, I'm blogging.. again.
I don't know how long I can keep up to this anyway but erm, since there's not much readers anyway and my life doesn't seem that interesting anymore.. so..
BUT WAIT, my life IS interesting. Just that I didn't tell!

You want me to tell? Do ya? do ya? do ya???

Well alright, I'll tell. BUT NOT NOW!

Like I was saying, blogging isn't that fun anymore. Yes I do have some thoughts to spill like my smelly pets, awkward friends, "friendly" housemates, weird activities and fun travels.
The thing is, uploading pictures is the tough part.
Blogger is a bitch sometimes.
It takes hours to post of pictures, and by the time I'd already forgotten what to say!!

AYE AYE AYE?

And IF I don't post up pictures (for example this post),
By the time you read NOT EVEN a full page I guarantee you won't even scroll down ONCE!!
Maybe you will BUT to CLICK ON SOME OTHER MORE INTERESTING BLOG AYE?!??!?!
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW IZZIT!!!!???

But then again, who's to blame? YOU!

I'm sorry, when I blog.. I've 2 personalities but they both are called JeckShen and Tan JeckShen respectively.

Oh and this blog doesn't make money. It's not an educational blog so get over it!!!
When it's educational, PARENT'S FLAG IT DUMBASS!
YOU ALL HAVE TO LEARN SEX SOMEDAY!!
It's not always after marriage mofo! Kids, be good.
Don't go disappoint papa and mama okay? They want you and only you so don't go give them another half of you.
Unless, the other half of you is for sale.

So back to topic, by the ratings from Nuffnang I've been receiving consistent visitors everyday. Sadly it's none of my friends. Anyone I know who read this is awesome and I love you guys thanks for the support and leave your REAL name in the chatbox so I can send you flowers thanks thanks!!

It's not like me to be cranky and all, but I really really really had alot to spill.
I mean, life is really fucked up recently. More money spent, more friends flying away to never neverland, they don't send postcards either. I feel neglected, so sad in the corner of this dark room (ahem I'm actually in the hall with bright lights and my pets accompanying me)
That's why I get pets, they hate me either.

Look, my point is...
is time to stop.
Ciaozo amigos.

*off~

Yawn

I'm sick, and tired.. of being sick and tired. but not dead yet hahaha!

My Chicken damn sweet

zOMGz,
After that night..
I miss you and the whole thing again.

*off~ignore title

Are you gonna be my girl!!!

All that need to be said.. it's already in there.

*off~

Picture-less update

As I promised someone.

First week of the new semester in Kampar.
Life isn't that bad. Just that there's a hole to be filled.
But that particular hole can't be filled cause it's contains is approximately 200km away.

There's so many reasons for Chinese New Year to come early.
Firstly is because of You. Yes, you.
You la.. *cough*Haleyjamestanyltanelainetanyiling.*cough*

Anyway, semester subjects getting tougher. Just like Harry Potter series getting darker and grimmer each sequel.
In the end, Professor Dumbledore died.
Who knows? Utar's president Professor Dato' Dr Chuah Hean Teik will die too?
Killed by, traitorous Goh You How.
He's my "math" tutor, no joke about his name.
True story.

Fish are ALL alive.
Not exactly all, one died so far.
Tough love from it's mate, now I have to find another mate for that bitch.
She's turning wild, so I'll just wait till Chinese New Year to get back to PJ and find some man fish love.

Breaking Message From My Head :
This blog, yes WonderBoy isn't that wonderous anymore.
Yes, I crave for adventure. but life gives me more shits ; important shits.
So, until then.. there's more picture-less updates.. and more fishy updates.
Fishy updates, is due to some on going project.
not assignment, if it is I got an A long ago.

Anyway, friends are bitches. Especially those... never mind.

I SAID NEVER MIND!

*off~ NEVER MIND LAR!

SHUT UP AND DON'T ASK ME

Church DOWN, arson.

Assailants attacked three Malaysian churches with firebombs Friday, extensively damaging one amid a growing conflict over the use of the word ''Allah'' by non-Muslims, officials said.

Yes, they commit arson.

Now that I have your attention...

Have your Lord, and Allah answered your prayers lately?

Did Allah send a message to you directly that Allah wants their followers to burn down churches?
So they will fear you?

Did the Lord directly informed you that the Lord wants his name to be translated in Malay to Allah?

but then again, I'm just saying.
Don't hurt me, i'm still a virgin.

And don't hurt me by taking my virgin away.
Don't hurt me after I lost my virginity too ok?

*off~

Conflict Makes Stomach Growl

I totally lost the mojo of blogging.

Seriously, even my fanatics readers told me my blog is boring.
Boring.


VERY BORING MEH???
I know what you really need..
A whole load mega quadruple size of fun packed humor!!

Which, will have to wait.
Due to conflicts between the whites & blacks.

Oh, it's over already?

Then how about war between male & female?
Only in fictional story.
But in reality, for what I observed these days.
There's more of a whole load mega quadruple size of CONFLICT going on rather than a whole load mega quadruple size of HUMOR.

Life is a bitch.
Thanks. Bye.
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Oh, not yet!
BUUUUT, there's always bright side in every conflict.

I got free doughnuts!!
It has nothing to do with me though, but thanks Natalie.
Next time I buy you keropok lekor okay?
I know I cheap.

But it's the food thoughts that counts ma hor?

So anyways, Doughnut solves all conflict.
Especially Fat people.

I thought holding 2 rocks can make my belly looks smaller.
Guess not.

Fat like me.
Yes, I was champion in diet.. no one says champion will not fall.
BUUUT the champion didn't fall hard.
Now I'm a champion eater!!

Champion la!
Don't mind me. Grab a doughnut now.

*off~

How to learn Chinese Fast!!

Want to learn Chinese fast?
READ THIS OUT LOUD!

1. That's not right .................................................................... Sum Ting Wong


2. Are you hiding a fugitive?..................................................... Hu Yu Hai Ding


3. See you A.S.AP...................................................................... Kum Hia


4. Stupid Man............................................................................Dum Fuk


5. Small Horse...........................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni


6. Did you go to do beach? ........................................................Wai Yu So Tan


7. I bumped the coffee table......................................................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni


8. I think you need a face lift .....................................................Chin Tu Fat


9. It's very dark in here...............................................................Wai So Dim


10. I thought you were on a diet ..................................................Wai Yu Mun Ching



11. This is a tow away zone......................................................... No Pah King


12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week ...............................Wai Yu Kam Nao


13. Staying out of sight................................................................Lei Ying Lo


14. He's cleaning his automobile.................................................Wa Shing Ka



15. Your Body Odor is Offensive.................................................Yu Stin Ki Pu


16. Great! ...................................................................................Fa Kin Su Pah

I know.

*off~ something to make a smile out of you

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HI ALL!
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iwantedtomakeasuperlargefontbutfailedsoImultiplyitforthesakeoftheeffect.
Hopeyoucanreadthatthough.Have you ever wonder why dog barks at people?

Not ordinary dogs in the streets but dogs kept as pets?
And when they bark, have you ever wonder why your dog barks particularly at dark skin people?

Yes dark skin, not black. But black is acceptable too.

So, you knew?
I mean, your dog is not the only canine that barks at dark skin people.

Here's my assumptions.

Assumption #1 Dogs can see ghost right? and ghost, from what I heard.. are like negative effect view to dogs.
In short, white people.. look like black skin people.
and ghost just love to invade living being privacy.

But I don't believe that assumption.

Here's another one.

Assumption #2 Dogs are always hungry. They digest food faster than we thought. Cause they age 7 years in 1 human year.

They are like scavengers. And throughout their lives in your compound they only been fed once/twice a day.

And because of this, your pet friend craves more.. like a treat.

So what irritates them more, is dark skin people outside walking around.
You know what they look like to dogs?

Nicely Roasted Well-Done Soft Tender Meat
Walking on your street.
All they want is a treat.
So keep the itch away from their teeth.


Yes, you heard me, or you read correct.

Nice juicy, well done meat. It's been years and they got fed up by those walking food walking to your compound giving out fliers. And they can't get some.

Now you know why dogs bite at rubbish men, flier guys, electric guys, etc.

That's just my assumptions,
you know I'm full of crap though.

Don't hurt me please!

Here's Lucky.
I've never called out her real name till now.
I address her with my own weird sound.
It's been 2 years now, became a mother and always get bullied by the daughter.

Ain't she a beauty?

Oh, yeah I've a chicken. I call it.. chicken.

It lays eggs. So till it's not productive anymore, then time to go bye bye.
Have to think twice though, cause I've been feeding this hen cockroaches and bugs and centipedes.

Yuck. Food chain.

*off~

Screw Templates

Screw templates,
that's all I can say..

And screw you people, make the header flexible okay?

again, screw templates!
Get blogger's it's easier and simpler..
anyway, this blog took the red pill.
The red pill is an unknown quantity. We are told that it can help us to find the truth. We don't know what that truth is, or even that the pill will help us to find it. The red pill symbolises risk, doubt and questioning. In order to answer the question, you can gamble your whole life and world on a reality you have never experienced.

*off~

You need to be formatted

Time to format my one year running with games, projects useless pile of junk porno movies filled up till 90% of my hardisk operating system.
I don't even know there's any virus..ROAR! Leave no fish escape! YUMS

Seriously, I need to find some good seafood restaurant.. I need crabs.
Speaking of crabs, I tried to crap these days but nothing came out.. it's like constipation but mine is not from the arse, but the mouth.
Sadly, if you're having constipation.. please keep it to yourself. Let it be, your stomach knows better than your brain. Well it's true because, the brain... especially human brains,

I don't know much about other living creature's brains but..

According to my martian friends, we're using only 10% of it. That's not the case, I think brain are not meant to be use.. it's meant to be.. never mind.

So if we uses 10% of our brains, meaning we're using 10% of our hearts?
Not to mention, 10% of our eyes, mouth, nose, ears, legs, hands , butt, nuts, penis?
And do you know that our brain runs logically like algebra formulas?

Which, in time will rot, and eventually rot whole out?
That's why we grow old? and start to get confused and pretty much forgets everything?

That's why we format.. my laptop, is like a 89 years old hag.

Wow, look at here! I just want to inform that I'm formatting my laptop, there here goes a good post!
Damn I'm getting fat, laugh.. I love it when you smile!

*off~

Random Facts; why I've stop updating my blog

Yes, it's been a while friends. And I'm sure some of you might be surprise to see this post again aye?

True, I've been missing for eh? Two month I guess, a record!
Of course, I've my reasons though.. and I think I might develop a few new tricks and style of blogging.
Something like, Random Facts!! Everyone loves random facts
chiqsdigsrandomfacts

NOT
So, here's to you why I've stop blogging.

I've stop blogging because,

Due to retardisim, I felt like making a record of how long I can don't blog (2 month, not bad)

Of course, educationally stress.. I've been maintaining as a good student by studying, doing homework, consult lecturers, buying myself a new fish tank, constructing myself a community fish tank etc.

Well, Facebook is getting it's popularity now too, I don't wanna be left out.

Facebook being a bitch having such addictive applications that took part of my daily hours away.

Having someone to cuddly,snugly huggly and sexily play with.

Though I've not been doing any fishing, I kept myself occupied with fishes. Honestly even the fish shops are my frequent hang out areas.

Been talking to my fishes.

Been annoyed by the singing ghost in my house.

Been playing American Football, instead of Basketball.

been masturbating for hours

Tried to catch cats and set them of fire...
But caught toads and fishes instead..

Tried to grow a garden,
but house owner cemented the compound.

Build a community 4ft glass tank, the damn rain kept pouring till it breaks again.

Tried to cook, but no gas tank, or cooking pan to make things worse.

Tried to gain 6 packs, but Kampar wan tan mee shop fulfill my desires.

Tried to build muscles, but another wan tan mee shop fulfilled my even greater desires.

Tried to save money, but wan tan mee shop set my desires free!

Tried to blog, but no picture..
Oh WAIT! NOW I'VE HAVE A CAMERA
So this blog is alive again! The heart came back! More original pictures!
More life and times in Kampar, more Kampung stories, more fishes, more snakes, more exotic animals, more illegal habits, more butt cracks, more this, more that!!!!

Haha, brought to you by..

There we go, time to fulfill my desires, wan tan mee!!!
Oh boy, I notice I've some real fucked up friends! You know who you are peoples.. continue being fucked up! I'll see you in hell!

*off~ holiday now weee!

Working on it

I just realize something..

Blogging style changes as time pass..

Look at mine,
From Amateur, to Stupid, to Comedic, to Factual, to Educational, to Stupid again, to Rants, to heartbreaks emo boy, to randomness, and to Rants again and to lovely dovely post..


All I can say.. July is gonna be one hell of a month,
So is August I guess..

But I don't give a damn.

*off~