Dear Santa,

AND WHOEVER IS READING THIS, too +=)

Dear Santa,

I'd been living for 18 years and I had never once met you in person. Some describe you as a fat jolly man. Oh well, if you weren't sleeping all the time and workout once a year you wouldn't be that fat. ( i'm just joking, i'm in the bad kid list.. aren't I?)

I'm writing this to let you know how much I'm looking forward on this Christmas. I'd never wrote a letter for you before, and you'd never know what i truly wanted throughout my life.

so here's a list of what I want for this year... or the year after, and after and after~

1. I hope your sleigh can fit this wan... Audi TTI don't ask much.. so... yea!!




2. hmm..Maybe the first request was abit.. too much to ask.. so A foosball table would be fine... Don't worry about the balls.. i can get them myself... <3



3. Ok ok... forget both of those, just get me a harley davidson V-rod bike!!! Don't worry, I'll drive safe and get my bike license as soon as i got the bike okays?
4. If all those were too much to ask for, might as well just sent me gift of these 3 books. They will be fine. AHAHAHA!!!
   

After all, I don't have a Christmas tree, I don't have chimneys.. so just leave the gift(s) outside. I'll prepare some cookies for you,too

p/s, try not to wake my dogs, they hate fat peoples just so you know. Try giving them presents too okays? You don't need to wear a coat, it is warm here even if it is at night!

with love,

Jeck Shen

*off~