The life and times in Foundation (PART4)

There was a time in Utar foundation, a kid who had no trouble of bladder after wearing the SHADES, who had no idea about the DEATH of Jordan and Ash... and had disappeared after a long long time..

and now.. HE HAD RETURN..

VOICE: Kelvin, u had been disappeared for a month.. what u think u would do... when you're back

Kelvin: I dunno.... how much u all earn a month?

======== Kelvin's Seven ========

When Eleven, turn to Seven...

with Seven guys... who don't care

Kelvin (monkey) as THE IDEA MAN

Jordan THE GETAWAY
with Wei Sheng THE INSIDE MAN

Jeck*Shen the PRO

&

Ash the GREASE MAN

AHYUNG The ROOKIE

And Wee Loong the EYE IN THE SKY...

along with Florence.. the plan B drunktard..



and now.. there's Kelvin's Seven

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THE PLOT

and we here now.. ready to rob the largest Dildo ever...
Kelvin: arrr.. so what we gonna do with the Dildo later arh??

Ash: use to cucuk laaa!!!!!

Wee Loong: who's asshole got so big wor???

Yung: Mine lar@!!!! is a smashing and grab job huh??

Kelvin: Sligthly more complicated than that... oh welll all set?? Lets go!!!!


And everyone with different roles will play their part...

Jeckshen: Don't you just feel cool walking in slow mo??

Wei Sheng : Hell yea.. like the show Armageddon..

Kelvin : *ROLL EYES*

Jordan: okay.. operation robbing dildo all set.. everyone's in position!

Wee Loong: oh.. no we're not...

Jeckshen: now.. where's that bastard Kelvin and the large dick guy??

Jordan: i dunno.. i saw them ran away or something...


realising that the security is tight....

Jordan: OMG.. how can we steal such a large object without going tru the guards?

Wee Loong: Me and Jeckshen suppose to distract them...

Ash: and why are u here?????

Wee Loong: oh yea...

Guard 1 : oh.. dildo tu.. besar.. bahagia suamiku

Guard 2: SUAMI????

Guard 1 : yea.. saya gay ma...

Jeckshen: shit..............

Wee Loong: argh.. screw it lar!!!

Yung: I tot u suppose to distract them?

Wee Loong: oh yea....

Yung: NVM LA.. POSTPONE MISSION TO 2 O CLOCK

Jordan: where were u ar Kelvin?

Kelvin: i tot we suppose to go mamak stall to makan?

Wei Sheng: WE JUST WENT THERE LAR

Jeckshen : bodoh punya bos..


after noticing wat a big failure it was...

Jeckshen: we cannot carry out plan B... Florence is not drunk!!

Jordan: than i shall disguise myself!!!!

Jordan: TADA!!!! NOW THE GUARDS WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME..

*this is a poor japanese soldier costume* *think socks*

=)

Jeckshen: erm.. i think Kelvin's disguise better la...

Jordan: AAAAaaaww....

Kelvin: OH YEA.!!! NOW WE SHALL STEAL!!!

Kelvin: i go make the guards fall in love with me.. and u all go curi the dildo okay?

Jordan: OHH.. WAT A FREAKING BIG DILDO.. CAN PUT MY BALL ALSO...
Jeckshen: HURRY UP AND PUT IT IN THE BUTT!! i mean.. boot... or but... aiya~

Jordan: ok.. all set.. and close...

now that we successfully stole the dildo... we have to run!!!!

Yung: QUICK.. RUN!! there's someone chasing after u

BAD GUY: NYEH HEH HEH!! U NEVER GET AWAY THIS TIME!!!

Jordan: argh!! i meet u all in CHINA!!! BYE BYE!!!

Jordan: okay.. maybe we don't need to meet in CHina..

Thanks to Ash.. He plugged out the car's carburetor... so we are save...

Jeckshen: oh well, we leave Kelvin there alone.. he'll manage to get out with the 2 gay guards...

he's the idea man after all...

Wee Loong: yea.. who suppose to be distracting the guards anyway? damn dumb din fulfill his duty..

Ash: suppose to be you la Wee Loong.. sheesh.. anyway.. i got free carburator!!!!

Jordan: hmm... i wonder what's our next plan.. after Kelvin's back...

Moments later.. at the brothels centre nearby Utar..

Michele: OHH... WAT A BIG BIG DILDO!!! SO HAPPY!!

YVONE: i'm an expensive brothel... i dun use big dildos....

Jordan: OH LOOK!!! SUCH A SHINY JEWEL...

yes lar.. next time we shall rob the brothel centre...

*to be continue......

P.S = we really did steal the road cone aka large dildo. We really had seven guys.. but only 3 guys done the job.. and we did not get caught... no one hot pursuit us..

Lastly, the cone is right in front of my house.. it was a contribution to the football fanatics who played soccer without goal post...

It was a nice nice dildo cone..

*off~