Thursday, April 03, 2008

Get Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo~

Hello peoples!!
Today I'm gonna post about my good pal, Jordan Lo Jo Zheng. Wait, that's not him!! He doesn't have curly hair and a well build body. He's somehow semi build, but give him time.. he's working on it!
This is how he looks like. Don't mind the drawing, I just love doing vandalism since I was in Kindergarten. But seriously, use HAIRPLUS.. it works..just look at the picture!! Okay so there are a few facts you should know about Jordan Lo. Those who knew him, should notice his hair never grew any longer than 5 inches.. has short fingers, love climbing... rock I mean, born on July 8th and veryproud of his body.
Anyway, he's 19 this year.. not single but always available. Driving very recklessly and love to do vandalism like I do!! Had alot of sweethearts like Ming and Chi Khan, and yet the best is still Kenneth. Has a car named Bobby Green.Enjoy what Man loves most and confuse about puberty.


Speaking of driving recklessly, Jordan had been struck by massive bad luck a week ago. Start to think of it, his life is really, really, SAD.
Lets start with his first monthly gym fee. He applied for a week, and because of his monkey blood in him.. he somehow sprained his wrist pretty badly and took him longer than a month to recover,. In other words, no serious gym for a month.. there goes his fees. You should be considerate when using you cellphone in front of Jordan. From the picture you see is REAL, the case shattered like his heart whenever he sees you using pro phones, I bet none of you still having Nokia 'tanks' phones, do you? Jordan's nemesis, haven't thought of anyway to fight againts the servants of lord of the traffic. Mind that the cops in white are not angels.So, about his bad luck.. he got summons from the traffic polis for his reckless driving and talking to the cellphone. He went to the station and paid an amount that can actually buy himself a better phone. He used his earnings though. The death note. Got summons often if you study in PJ UTAR. Although the course can be considered cheap, sum it all up together adding the quality of the lectures and classes.. it pretty much the same damn thing. And that applied to Jordan's fate in UTAR.
So this is said, I should tell you about his car. He woke up every morning at 6am just to be puncture to classes, stuck in jam everyday for hour plus. One day his tyre burst for no reason at all. Arrive to class half hour late, and ended the class less than an hour.

Please consider Jordan's fate.

So after all that, plus even more than even words cannot describe... he got himself to depressing mode and started drawing pictures that comes into shock.
He drew flowers,roses, sun, rain pouring and clouds... which is related to term 'gay' for most hunks. If you think this guy is sensitive... please don't encourage him.
So the vandalism continues, until I had to join in the fun. So there's something in common between us.. drawing nonsense on the table and not listening in classes. We rocked.. i know.
The vandalism getting more personal than I thought it would. I started drawing for no reason and all, and there's one that wears Renoma.
Speaking of Renoma, Hail to Jordan's brand new Renoma!!!! Is new! Is fresh! Just like fresh from the oven. Oh I almost forgot, Jordan loves his butt!
But all ir alright now, just that his lips ulcer worsen by the day... frankly I caused his ulcer by accident cut.

Don't worry Jordy, we still hearts/<3/lup/love/lub you.
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I sounded like Oprah, don't you think so?
*off~


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