Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Paintball Warfare

All right men, Paintball time!
Put your mask on, grab your markers and shoot those orange pallet out at ya enemies faces!!
Take no prisoners, no one to be left unpainted!! I want to see every worthless slime with orange paint all over them! Better yet, bruises of your pallets marks!!!
Heh, I didn't get to say them during the paintball matches..
Yet, the second paintball event.. Excited till i start touching everything including other group's marker.. I accidentally pulled the trigger though. The thing is, all the while I thought the court was booked at 9am. So I forced myself up at 7.30am just to have breakfast with Ming and all..
Only I knew it's actually starting at 10am..

Even if it's 10am, not all of us make it that time.. Even all of them thought the game was at 9am, except Ming Hee and Jordan.. some of them still came late. We actually start our paintball game at 10.30am. Puncture eh?
Though quite disappointed with a few, ESPECIALLY Soung Roung who refused to wake up!!! and Chi Khan that couldn't make it last minute.. 2 guys that I really wanted to shoot.. oh well..
They're replaced by Lawrence, surprisingly even Hann made it!

Haha, two guys sharing their braces stories, in their braces world. I don't even understand what are they talking about.. what transparent stuff and talking with adding a H after a S.. like sHtupid, or sHuper and sHing..
Today's braces are a lot different from the metal-mouth look of a generation ago. Heavy metal bands conjure image of rockstars lately..

The arsenal, the mask, the marker! All it takes to eliminated the opponents whiney face.
The warm up round we had was among ourselves, 6-6.

With Fei Xiang's team, Huai Nian, Kitt, Yee Cheng, Mak Heong Weng and Hann.
Ming Hee's team, Jordan Lo, Ming Kim, Lawrence, Heng Yew and Me.
And then we played against the other group, which looked like they just finish SPM or something.. young kids with guns.. we taught them how to handle a real weapon!! Oh yeah!!
Eleven of them with body armor, 12 of us.. with a lady.

The Battalion of 12. I was very impressed with Mak Heong Weng's skills, sharp shooter.. wise strategies. As for myself, I'm always out of ammo.. BUT that wouldn't stop me in the game.
I more like a decoy, running around hoping people will shoot me.. or running to enemy lines and do a war cry..
Ask someone else to explain what I really did, I lazy to say.

The War Hero!!! The most damaged man in the whole game.. every wounds with blood all over them. I'd no idea how he get them.. I didn't even shoot him. I remembered he Kamikaze with Fei and got massacred haha!!

Though Huai Nian reminded me of the Green Barret from Commandos. Good game =D.

Take A Look at his wounds.. Don't scream please.. be warned.
Wound number 1..
at the legs.. even his neck.. I haven't even checked his body yet.. A true War Hero, battle scars to be remembered!! His first time playing this game, his parents will surely be proud!!
Now he will go around saying "REAL MAN DON'T USE BODY ARMOR!!! But I'm not play this game again..."

Jordan says" Oh yeah? Nude are for real man!!"
Ming Kim," really? shoot you..." Yoink.
I'm really proud of Jordan who really make it for the game.. Was hoping he will...
And as for Ming Kim, my comrade! We're the two towers, covering Yee Cheng and Hann, but we sat behind there and had a little chat..
Our Motto - Let the wise one do the battle, then let the wiser one kill when they're out of ammo!
Ha! Hard body armor are for sissies! This is MY body armor, I wore an orange T shirt outside.. and like Fei, we're the easiest to spot.. but not easy to take out!!! Except the fact that Yee Cheng shot my heart at the last match!!!
I took out Mak!

On other news~

Guess what happen?
Fei Xiang commented "you don't know the story la, cheng!
damn exciting car speed chase gone WRONG..hahaha..almost flip!"
We're behind, on our way for lunch in KFC...
Someone took the wrong turn and tried to cut in to the divider.. NASCAR Racing style!

The car, I don't know what damaged.. All I knew was we're quite dangerous parking the car at the road side.. I thought it was another one of Fei's crazy ideas to cause traffic jam.
Who knows it actually was for real.. the flip thing.. we saw lots of skid smokes coming and was quite shocked..
The victim, Heng Yew. Naah, that's not him lying on the ground crying for help. Just checking whether he damage his car underneath or not that's all.. no need to panic guys.
The witnesses. Damn the car who honked us!! Taking pictures mind you!! Drive your own road!
Not bad, random groupie by the road side.. something to talk about when we get older.. or perhaps married.
I know a few random roadside pictures that never came true.. like Penang Bridge.. but it didn't happen.. who would have thought it really happen at Subang, Glenmerri road!?!?

-end-
So there we had it,
The long wait for the people,
The paintball marks,
The war heroes and war cries..
The skid marks,
The victim, and the witnesses...
That's how the whole day went.. interesting day.. and went for a funeral at night..
NOT HENG YEW'S.. touchwood!!!

End of story, Paintball is a new expensive sport for me now.. LOVE THE PAIN!!
Who's up for the next paintball session? Cheng knows a good place...
I'm up for anything!! Body armor are for sissies!! Fight like a spartan!!

*off~

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