Not any oridany Wednesday eh? scurvy dogs!

guess what matey?

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Ahoy!!me bucko, if you don't understand what i'm sayin'.. don't worry, i'll translate for you. If it's too tough t' understand.

now, how you all watch Pirates o' T' Caribbean if you don't understand what t' pirate be sayin'??

haha just jokin

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anyway, today wouldn't be Johhny Depp top pirate tounge and have all t' fun!

see th' box on yer right? ye can translate th' way yenatter (talk) into.. piraty way.don't worry, it'll stay thar as long as it can.

so get a parrot on yer shoulder, get a scar, wear a bandana or a large hat, put on yer wooden legs 'n yell "ARRRRRRR"

NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!

Now since ye be in M'sia, thar's 2 seas fer ye t' sail... yer galleon (boat) or ship.. if ye 'ave one... or not.. Get a STAR CRUISE 'n set sail along wit' other pirates.. or treat them as civilised scallywags (people) 'n rob thar gold 'n doubloons (money)... hijack th' ship 'n name it THE BLACK PEARL.. call yourself a cap'n (captain) 'n raise th' skull 'n crossbone Jolly Roger (flag)!!! Set sail t' Pulau Redang or Pulau Langkawi.

please note that i'm just joking.. don't get too excited.

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now speakin' piraty ain't that hard, be similar wit' hokkien.thar's southern 'n northen. Piraty too 'ave a few kinds...such as western 'n eastern. OK. i dunno but thar be th' difference.

fer example FRIEND.. can be matey..or bucko

or understand.. can be Savvy.. or starboard.

mind that 'IS' is 'BE'

SAVVY?

ok, i had enough fer today. I be tired 'n starvin'.. so time fer me grub ,scallywag (my supper, friend)

and remember t' put on yer eye patch 'n shout ARRRRRR

fer thar are 1 thin' mighty important matey, be Captain Jeck S---shen

*PARLEY?

*off~