The life and times in Foundation (PART2)

Mention in the previous post, 31st of October is Sin Cher birthday..

and.. she really wore a birthday suit!!!!!!!!
juz joking, anyway Happy Birthday 18 year old girl!!

So lets continue with THE LIFE AND TIMES IN FOUNDATION

(PART 2)!!!

======== The birthday curse and the shade menaces=======It was told, long before fairy tales... a birthday girl made a curse on two shades.

whoever who wears it, possesses great ability from the bearers character, and a passive power to camwhore!!!!Different people with gain different power. Of course, with a price.

ANYONE who uses the power, will have an instant URGE OF BLADDER!! but are unable to EASE THEIR BLADDERS for a couple of hours...

if only it is true......So, you heard of the legend about the 2 shades?? Being cursed and all?Aiyooo, so early morning wanna talk about curse stuff meh?? but then where got such thing as curse shades wan?????Dei!!! you don't believe...i got 2 shades with me now..

wear one see what happens laaa!!! I dare you!!Oh serious??? WAIT!! i CHANGE!!*WEIINGS* wow.. cool shades.. I wonder how to unlock my abilities. GO SHADES GO!!!!

....

wtf... hm... i guess i'm an air head... i got no special abilities....

I got the ability to become KOOL!!!!!
I got the ability to puff smoke!!!! too bad BABY LOONG no ability!!!!
APA CAKAP??!! Aku top manager!! my special abilities far godlike than yours!!!!


LOOK AT MY BABY FACE!!!

I GOT ABILITY TO CARTOONIZE MY SPECS!!!

everyone: you not wearing any shades also....

=.=
WAIT LAR.. the specs will become shades wan!!!

I got ability to attract fat gals!!

OH LOOK.. we can camwhore!!!!
yea man!! Is the power we all can use!!!!!

wow!! i got the ability to stone!!!

yea man!!! me too!!!
BABYLOONG: i also can stone!!!!

Jeckshen: wei.. i suddenly need to pee wan!!???

i also need to pee.. badly!!!

but camwhore first!! i never felt so alive!!! wtf!!!
oooohh.. such powerful shades are not to be mess with!!
Teacher: i wonder what ability i got... hmmm? *horny*

Jordan: why not you go and try laaa!!

Flo: no!!!! i want to wear!!!!!!! I want to be horny!!!! MY DREAM MY FANTASY!!

too late...

weisheng: LOOK!!! i can camwhore!!!!
and i got the ability to do nothing!!!! wow kewl!!!
Jordan: I got ability to see through doors!!!!!

Teacher: can i wear it???

CANNOT!!!!! IS MINE!! IS MINE!!! SEE MY SHINY TEETH!!!! IS MINE!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!
teacher: come on!! who knows i can turn horny with the shades!!!!!!

SUDDENLY!!!

Jordan: bloody hell, why suddenly need to pee wan????!!!!!!

Ash : I dunno!!! i feel ticklish at my pubic!!!

seriously!!! why i cannot pee also wan??????? BABYLOONG: how wei... we cannot pee!!! and very full d la my tangki!!!

ASH: i dunno lar!!!! lets go ask teacher for sollution!!!

Jordan: hang in there brudder!!! we will die in honour!!!!
BABYLOONG: i don't want my balls to shrink lar!!!!

ASH: arrrrr!!!!!!! need to pee!!! need to peee...

ahhhh

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MEANWHILE, whoever who uses the shades are eager to go to the toilet.

but no matter how or what...

it is useless, they aim the bowl.. but no water came out..

the only way to solve this... is the bomoh!!!

A HIGH TECH BOMOH ANYWAY!!!!!
Kelvin: oh bomoh!! with your high tech powers... what can you do with our bladder tanks!!!!?????

Bomoh: i seen this before, only one thing can help... is this girl.

by looking at her for 5 minutes.... you will able to pee pee in no time!!!

Magicalbomohservant: hi, I'm moon... don't worry, like the bomoh said.. all you need to do is stare at me for 5 minutes...
ALRIGHT!!!!!!

and so.. everybody stared at her for 4 minutes and 56 seconds....

and then...

JECKSHEN: I can't do this anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need to wee weeeee!!!

ASH: u can do it man!! my brudder!!! just 4 more seconds!!!!!!

Moon:" congrates.. u all stared at me for 5 minutes.. so i'll shall be gone then!!!

but note that one of you will loose your private part... i'm sorry is partly a deal.."

*poof*

no one listen to what she said exactly... everyone rushed towards the toilet...

ahhhhh!!!!! free at last!!!! *ziiip* NICE NICE NICE!!! I'm as light as a bird!!!
ash: me tooooooooooooo ahhh and the flowers will grow!!!
BabyLOONG: the toilet is full, so.... yea don't mind me!!!

OOOH... yeah

OMG!!!!! where is my diiiiiiiccck??!!!!

prince william!!! where are you prince william!!!!!????????

PRINCE WILLLIIIIAMMM!!!!!!

oh no!!! i lost it... i couldn't pee anymore...oh well, tomorrow go transplant.... and name it prince charles!!ASShole, i'm don't have ability i still have to pee!!!! whats the meaning!!??oooh... wee wang wee wang wangdumm dee dum deee dum!! pee pee.. and my wee wee.... i'm singning ching ching chang chong jing~ JENG JENG!!! ALL DONE!!!
jeckshen : hmmm... renoma...hmmmm
so.. okay.. do not mess with cursed powers.. that involved with bladders next time okay???

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIN CHER!!
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meanwhile...

jeckshen:WAHAHHAHAA join the dark side!!!

My ability to stone!!!!!!!

OH MY GAWD...

i need to pee............. :-}

=ps: a non fiction story of how dumb we can be... no one was hurt in this story.. no one actually hold their bladder for that long and seriously.. no one lost their dicks...

*off~