The life and times in Foundation (PART3)

If you're the loser who miss out the few post about THE LIFE AND TIMES IN FOUNDATION...

Then I'll sure that you wouldn't understand much of this post.

SO GO READ THE PREVIOUS LIFE AND TIMES IN FOUNDATION!!!!!

The life and times in FOUNDATION

(PART 3)!!!!!!

========= Death of the two students========

It is certain that even with a single person's soul missing, it'll affect everyone..

the story tells you how much it does.So it'll be quite like KISAH BENAR sequel.

After breakfast.

BABYLOONG: oi!! tamat rehat lar!! cepat pergi kerja!!!! Aku top manager larr!!!!!

Jordan! MALAS BETUL!! CEPAT PERGI!!!

Jordan : ya... stupid babi loong.....

BABYLOONG: you my favourite employee.. but tell me how from so fat like me, become so thin like you...

ASH: shucks... on diet la boss!!! makan roti saje~

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while on the way to work...

BabyLoong and Ash ignored Jordan.. who was still mad at BabyLoong..

and crossed the road like chicken...

Jeckshen: JORDAN!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*weeeeeeeeeee.......BAAANG~*

everyone didn't actually see what happen... even jeckshen was closing his eyes. After he open his eyes he saw Jordan lay flat on the floor.

Jeckshen: JORDAN!! JORDAN!!! YOU OK ANOT??!! JORDAN!!!!

Jeckshen: JOrdan!!!!!!!! wei!! answer me!!!!!

Jordan : zzZZZzzzzzzzz....

BABYLOONG called the ambulance.....

and Ash finally come to his senses...

ASH: JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

Ash: sobs!! why jordan why???!!!!
BabyLoong: is all my fault.... actually i suka dia.. but he curang with my wife only...
sigh!!!
Jeckshen: Jordan!! although you're not here, your soul still lingers on...
i even can hear you breathing....

Jordan: I'm still here la....

Jeckshen: i remember how you look at me when i stare at you..


Jeckshen: i know you wear RENOMA... hmmmm...RENOMA... hmmmmmm

Jordan: WEI!! don't look at my underwear!!!

Jeckshen: I remember you so rajin, do work everyday...

Jordan: I'm not dead lar!!! Let me do my work lar!!!

Jeckshen: I remember we always hunt down ppl that shows crack!!!

Jordan: I didn't hunt with you lar!!! I'm not dead yet!!!

BabyLoong: Jordan... i miss you..... why u have to go away?

Jordan: I didn't go away lar!!!

Ash: Jordan!! why you go!! you broke my heart!!
Ash: JORDAN!!!! SOBS!!! JORDAN!!!!!!!

Jordan: I'M HERE LA.. YOU STILL HUGGING ME!!!

BabyLoong: Jordan.. it's true when they say people die.. we can hear their voice..

Jordan: BUT I DIDN'T DIE YET LAR!!!!

Jeckshen: JORDAN!! i knew you for so long... i didn't expect you will die this way.... sobs

Jordan: aiyoooooo....

Flo: why you all cry? I very ugly meh? Ash & BabyLoong: Jordan pass away adi.... that's why..



Flo: SERIOUS???!! Jordan pass away?? how??!! when??!!!

Jordan: I'm here larrr!!!!

Jeckshen: He... Kena bang by car... and the stupid car ran away... HIT AND RUN DAMMIT!!! curse you whoever killed Jordan!!!

Jordan: HAHAHAHA!! I tripped and fall in the middle of the road lar!! The car bang sound is my ring tone effect lar!!!! I'M STILL ALIVE WEI!!!!

Ash: even Jordan's absent... I STILL CAN HEAR HIS VOICE!!!!

Jordan: idiot!! coz i'm still here lar!!! can smell me anot??!!!

Flo: omg... so sad~ Then when's his funeral...?

Jordan: What funeral??? I not dead also... and where is my body if i'm DEAD??!!

Ash: don't have funeral yet, but later got speech of tribute....SOBS!!! he suppose to go warehouse sales with me today!!!!!

I feel so empty without him....

Jordan: idiot... lidet you go die also lar... i'm not dead also say i pass away!

Ash: DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT??

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Minutes later...it was believe that Ash was speaking about Jordan's msg telling him to suicide....

eventually he did.....

at least we thought he did....

while Jeckshen was walking to Jordan's car,

he found Ash lying in front of the car..

Jeckshen: OMFG!!!!! Ash!!! Wat the hell??? YOU TOO?????? nooooooooooo~

Jeckshen ran back to the block and told everyone about the incident.. without bothering about Ash's body.

when they got out, Ash's corpse was missing... and they assume the rubbish man had taken it away...


Ash and Jordan died??? No way!! they got superpowers remember? how can they die???

Jeckshen: they really pass away adi...

omg!!! serious???!!!! but i was about to ask them about my superpowers wei!!

they must not die la.. they shouldn't be.... what about my powers now??? I not going to have superpowers??? What about the SHADES???!!!

Jordan!!! Ash!!! don't go!!! I want the shades!!!!!!

i don't want to be an air head!!!!

NOOOooO!! 2 shades were gone with them!!!! I'm useless now!!!

COME BACK JORDAN AND ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BabyLoong : woo, i go stone in toilet now..... the toilet is where we used to do bonding..
Alex: WAATTF? Jordan and Ash died???!!!!!!!???



omg~ that day was my dick, Prince William... now!!?? Jordan and ASH??????????


Jordan & Ash: you lost your dick??? oi.. we still here la!!


Why you all have to go??!!! you all didn't even say bye!!!!!!



Jordan&Ash: we still here lar!!!

Veron: no, IT CAN'T BE TRUE!! Jordan and Ash?? Izzit that I didn't talk to you enough??!!!


Kelvin: uugh... why you all have to go so suddenly??!! you both still owe me viagra!!

Jordan&Ash: mana ada owe you VIAGRA!!!!!???????
Jeckshen : I miss your RENOMA!!!!

COME BACK JORDAN!!!

Michele: WHY WHY WHY WHY???!!! izzit my cooking?!! too pedas for u all!!??

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and they waited for the speech of tribute for Jordan and Arshwin.


Lisha : sobs... Ash...... my darling.... come back!! i forgive you even you curang with me!!

Ash: bloody hell, i mana ada curang??!!

aaarrrrgghh!!! WHY YOU ALL GO??!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

i still don't know my superpowers!!!



RIP - LOVING MEMORIES
JORDAN LO
ARSHWIN

Jordan&Ash: weii!! they make us graveyard!!!!!! wth we are not dead!!!


sobs.. i will lay my bras on your grave..


Jordan&Ash: I DON'T WANT!!!



sobs!! maybe mine too....

Jordan&Ash: I DON'T WANT also!!!!!!!!

aaarrrghh!!! tell me!!! what's my superpowers!!!??? Now you all gone!!! no more shades d lar!!!???

Kelvin!! all your fault lar!!!

ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Kelvin : ooow.. what i do??!! i also heartbroken laa

The bomoh gave the speech... bye bye jordan and ash.

BabyLoong: don't woory Jack, we still have each other...

Jeckshen : i don't want.. i want jordan and ash... WHERE ARE THEY???

Jordan: I'M STILL HERE LA!!!

ASH: bloody hell!! we are not dead yet they want to make funeral for us!

you all can stop pura pura d lar.. i know we are not dead!!!.

Jordan: Biar them la, WE GO TOILET BONDING...

Ash: YAY!!!

Jordan: anyway, why you suddenly lying in front of my car wan?

Ash: I tot i not going to see you anymore ma... den i sleep with your car lo.. mana tau you will wake me up... den i so happy hahahahaha!!!!

Jordan: i still wonder why they cannot see us... we really die meh? u ALSO at first cannot see me..

Ash: actually............ i pura-pura only.. WAHAHAHAHAHa

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ps: I don't need to explain the story, figure out yourself. Jordan did not trip in the middle of the road. Ash did not sleep with BobbyGreen(Jordan's car). Nobody really cried... and some of the pictures were candid. NOBODY DIED!!!!

*off~