The life and times in Foundation (Part5)

This post is EXTREMELY related to all FOUR of THE LIFE AND TIME OF FOUNDATION

which is Part1, Part2, Part3 & Part4.

=======The Shade Menace and the mysterious Jester======

Not so long ago, actually just half a year ago...

The 2 cursed shade was used by god damned lot of people.. And fall under the dark spell of the power ; unable to pee for a couple of hours. Some fall terribly under the fate of the shades, yet 1 was immune to it.. and Yet 1 had lost his wee wee.

Fortunate enough, the shade was not allowed to be worn to any human after the incident of full house toilets. One of the shades were wrecked during the pre-death of Ash...

and another.....

was secretly worn by JeckShen.. and obtain great powers that even aliens can possibly imaging!!! Learning its full potential.. Jeckshen possesses powers beyond the Shade could give.. powers that he can even use without the shades...

He had fallen to the dark path...dark indeed..

Over the years and with many ways of using the shades ability, he uses the power to persuade and took over everyone properties including the Kelvin's Seven.

But there was one who is spared from his wrath...

And that would be Jordan Lo, also one of the members of the Kelvin's Seven. Jordan had also fallen to the dark path of Jeckshen...

The only reason for Jordan's lost destiny was because Jeckshen had non other people who actually wears Renoma in the Seafood World of Foundation.

Jeckshen" Hmm Renoma.. Hmmmm"

But Jordan still suffers under Jeckshen's hands as his training lab pet. Testing all kinds of magic such as The Balls Skin Shed.. or Sodomizer.. Tsunami Wet Willy and Mighty powered nuclear weggie..

But the Shade was cursed and there's a reason why he had not fallen into the curse..Jeckshen had created a replica of Moon.. the cure of the curse and carried her picture all over the place... when he had any urge of bladder... he would use the picture..

Although it was still a painful act.. it is better than holding bladder till death..

and what happen to the rest of the people in Foundation?

The top notch Kelvin had been missing after robbing the largest dildo...

Some say he had hidden himself in the brothel houses... some believe Moon had captured him

others.. thought he never existed..

Kelvin"heh heh heh"

Ah Yung was destroyed by Jeckshen as a lab rat... Was hoping to share the ability to him but without knowing that an airhead will NEVER get powers.. that's how he got killed.

The giant dildo was left as a tribute to Ah Yung for claiming having a very very very large asshole...

What happened to Florence? She was transform into a cat... Jeckshen thought the annoyance should ridden off. She was left alone near the mamak stall down the streets.

Florence" I still can talk le...*meow*"

As for the irritating kid, Jeckshen multiplied him so that the kid able to annoy one another to keep him busy..

Wee Loong was withdrawn as the post of Top Manager to Janitor....

He began drinking and thought of suicide every moments..

Wee Loong" I.. I...... I.... top manager ma... I... I.... still top manager ma *maniac laugh* yea.. top manager ma..."

Ash had been curse to become a genie after an incident of making the BomoH angry.. long story

But Jeckshen never bother saving him anyways..

Speaking of the Bomoh..

She was put under the spell of Stress-pacifier from Jeckshen... and got her self in madness...

Bomoh" nyaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! I'm A over ripe BANANA!!!"

Without Bomoh around, there is no way that can possibly stop Jeckshen...

but there is still ray of hope... when Florence heard a way of shutting Jeckshen away...

Florence: har??? Meow who are you talking to me meow?? So familiar wan the voice meow??? You say you can save us aaah? but I'm a cat already lo Meow.. cannot help you unless you give me litter box meow!"

Jester" aiyo.. cat =.="

"How about you Huan Ping? I need to ask you something!! Don't tell me you become baboon ah!!

Huan Ping " What??? I busy peeing you go whisper to me for what??!! Aiya!!"

zziiip..." I remember her laaa... but Jeckshen found out who she is... she still around.. I think Ash can help.."

Jester" A LAMP??? THIS IS ASH AR? NOOO"

Huan Ping" noo.. he's inside.. rub it laaa"

Kelvin" A genie, what happen to the world la"

Ashadin" Dei, I became a genie la.. Long story... But I can help you by giving you 3 wishes.. Tell me what you want and all will be granted,,, EXCEPT FOR JECKSHEN'S DEATH AND EXTRA BALLS AND PENIS"

Jester" who wants EXTRA PENIS??? I wish for the appearance of the girl who you................

without Jeckshen's knowledge...Because he was busy reading a book titled= HOW TO CAST BIG BAD EVIL SPELL FOR DUMMIES"

He felt an itchiness behind his neck....

Jeckshen" damn those mosquito!!!!!
*ALAKAZAM*

Jester" shit.. please work"

Suddenly in the middle of road Jeckshen fainted with red spots all over him....

He was bitten by an Aedes mosquito,, But this ain't any odinary mosquito!!!

The mosquito was the girl that Jordan and Ash saw naked before.... Jeckshen had never seen her before that is why she hadn't been destroyed..

Walking to Jeckshen...

Kelvin" I'm back.. and I'm the jester you'd been hearing about....in your face cracker jack"

Jeckshen " X-P"

Now that everyone is free from Jeckshen's wrath... peace was restored and I'm bored..

Jordan was free from being a lab rat and continue wearing Renoma without fear...

but not knowing that the genie was actually a loyal servant to Jeckshen... he restored Jeckshen back.. to the state where he hadn't wear the Shades...

as for the Shades... it was crushes by Kelvin and Jordan together.. with love omgwtfbbq..

Jeckshen" I will return"

ps: This the last episode of LIFE AND TIMES AND FOUNDATION... Jeckshen is not evil, no one turn to a cat..or genie or being destroyed.. Jordan was not a lab rat.. and wasn't being sodomized..

Jeckshen" Till next time.. life and times in Kampar Degree"

*off~