I swear it's this big!

Alot had complain that my blog has its own weirdest way of twisting words and sentence. Readers left because I give indirect hints, or because it doesn't made sense at all.
I would say, it just random.
Let your thoughts run wild, let your eyes see unicorns, allow your nose to smell burn grass, hear the goblin sings..
Cause I'm back in business.. I'm blogging again.
Before that..nature calls.. (brb)

I swear, I think better whenever I sat down on my loo.. It's a pretty small loo though. Having a tough time letting loose sometimes. But I do my best thinking whenever I'm there, most of blogging ideas, or inspiration comes from the loo. Serious.
I'll tell you, synonym, vocabs, jargon s (If I had any lately), deep thoughts are all from the toilet bowl.
The best yet is still the one back in Pj, the light blue seat.. with a large bath tub beside with the sound of dripping waters. I sure miss home.

My blog suppose to be under maintainence, and it seems that nothing had changed. Despite the great fall of weekly stats and loyal readers. I needed a new header, requesting from BlackODC but both of us quite busy with adult life.. so that will have to wait.
I suppose most people misses me right now cause I'm sure I really miss them, whoever that misses me.. Truthfully, after the long absent I have this fear of loosing touch, WHICH seems pretty obvious to me now.
Pleasedon'tmakemebuildtherelationshipalloveragain.

3 month of Holidays, come and go and yet 3 month of college pass just like that. I almost forgotten my new year resolution though. Develop a few habits, made new friends.. been through up and downs, sending friends away..

Anyway, Fishing tales..

I swear it's this big!!! I think it's around 1 foot and half long.
It make noises, scary noises. Oh, it's a walking catfish.. google it! It does walk.
I remember my dad love to catch this fish, I was young.. I leave the big fishes to daddy while Junior catches cheap small fish, some are kept as pet..cause daddy loves me and supports my hobby, LIKE NOW.
He wasn't surprise that I caught a catfish, I called him to make sure that I don't get myself 'stung' by its nasty fins. Actually I called him so that he'll at least be proud of me.. well he did, a little.
What could I say? He wanted me to score for my exams.. not fishing large fishes.. no wonder he didn't sound enthusiast..
This fish taste good after deep fried with curry powder.. at lease the cook is awesome. I gotta learn some arts from him.
Speaking of cooking, I'm getting to it step by step.. Did I tell you I make awesome hot dog sandwiches? IT WAS GOOD WHEN IT'S TOAST!!

Back to fish tales..

I planned to start an investment. After taking macroeconomics, I realize I could do wonders with investment. So I start out with keeping marble goby.
Marble Goby aka Soon Hock aka Ikan Ketutu aka Ikan Ubi aka Lamkor aka Ikan bodoh.
So many names, yet the most famous dish in the chinese tables.
So I heard, RM80/kg. Not to get to excited, mine weight less that 500gm.. needless to say 250gm..
It takes a year to grow, and some might grow long and skinny.. but all we want is the FAT AND SHORT one aye? All the rich meat.
I currently caught 8 marble goby in total, 2 I gave away not knowing what was it.. 2 I gave to Mein Kuok, my investment buddy.. he shares common fish interest and gave me a large fish tank..
and 4 is mine!
What I plan to do with them when they grow big and strong? 1 for my Family, 1 for HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS, 1 for BBALL FRIENDS, 1 for myself which I named it Fishelaine (After the name Elaine)
Gori requested a few for himself, They're easy to catch so it wouldn't be a problem.

So much for fish tales, I fish more often than the previous semester.. I'm loosing friends because of it. Girls starts to think that I'm more to a Kampung person.. or most of them take it as a LAME hobby.
I'm just saying.. it's not entirely true.

This semester is full of bugs stories too..some like cockroach, and frogs..housefly..
And LOOK! I found a leaf bug!!! It's cool cause, most people mistaken it as a grasshopper WHICH is obviously not. Grasshoppers don't have long attenas.
Leaf bugs are more to the cricket family.. What impresses me is that the hard wings is exact shape and colour of a leaf.. and it's the size of my whole thumb!
I named it Zhihopper, after Wei Zhi's name.

I don't get it, why guys are so afraid of earthworms?? They don't bite! They don't suck the juices out of you!! They in fact clean ur germs! Makes your ancestor's corpse more earthly~ They should be the Earthday icon!
But I killed more than 100 worms due to fishing in a week.


The past 3 month, many friend of mind had their haircut! Like Ker Wei which I love best!!
And behind that guy which used to look like caveman, now became semi elegent caveman.
I'm holding the title of... gorilla now.
Better than Frankenstein.. Wei Zhi said I look like I'm wearing a helmet..

This is Wei Zhi.. She really does look like this. I'm going to make Wei Zhi the keyword of my blog. Nuffnangers will now see how Wei Zhi looked like in cheap artwork.

My neck really hurts now.. I should stop blogging...

*off~