King always fat

I'd no idea what I should put for my title, but when you think about it..
Have you ever seen a tall, dark and handsome king before? I mean literally.
We take Liang Zhi for example.. He is.. however handsome. If he swim a little or jog at odd hours, he might grow darker.. but he's not.. tall......lets not go into sensitive issues here.. speak of the devil, he just online!!
I mean, even King Arthur looks ugly to me. What to do, he used to be a farm boy.

Anyway, life's been good. Especially you live independently, well not entirely cause I'm not working and my most frequent place is the nearest ATM machine. But hey, did you know that I earn tons by just fishing?? If I catch the right fish that is.
Anyway, with exams around the corner.. I'm a little lack behind. I do less sports. No seriously.. I go gym once a week now, and I focus only on one muscle.. okay maybe 2 but it's not suppose to be this way!! I swim, like once in 2 month!! My face turn pale after I ran 200m, perhaps lesser.
My heart pumps irregularly, I pee blood, I have diarrhea at least once a week.. I grew fatter but I lost weight, which is so wrong.
But I'm all good! I just miss home! I can't believe I said that.. but I just did.. hmmm.

Since now you know a little bullshit about my condition, there's no one to blame..
But I feel like putting a little blame to Utar.. though there's a little improvement in their management, depends on how you look at them..
PUI!! I TAKE THAT BACK!!
I had nothing to say about Utar, BUT! The smartest things I can find in the campus.. is their toilet.
Toilet.
The toilet, I think it's smart.. not really clean.. just smart. It's much better than the clubs I went to, and each block in the campus has its own unique design. Like the one in Block A has a jungle with bamboos around, makes you feel a little more to nature whenever you take a piss. Tigers, lizards and monkeys suddenly come and join you.
They have more than enough loos for everyone!!

The 2nd smartest thing I can find, it's the 'palang' at the front gate, and ONLY the front gate of Utar. Other than that, nothing else is smart BUT there is some dumbest thing you can find in the campus. The Department of Student and Affairs.
It's just dumb, nothing else to say about. Dumb.

I guess I stole some ideas from Fei's picture. But if he take all the post ideas, there's nothing left to post in from of the camera anymore.
I need friends like Fei in Kampar, those that do some chaotic damages in town.. with a little help of Chikhan. Then Brad can record everything down and edit into something more harmonic.

Cakes! Who doesn't love cakes? Seriously, and cake for a cause... totally guilt free right?
I shared a quarter of 1kg cake with Wei Zhi ( the cheap artwork girl that I drew), and I wollap most of it. I was hungry.
If you notice the picture of me, my tummy is back.
So blame me for getting fat!! Some people should be happy about it, after all the arrogant words that came from me. They suppose to be encouraging words for you to work harder on your diet or whatsoever. On the contrary, please don't be paranoid over food.. please, it's just annoying.
After all, Kings are fat, so its the Queen.
Hail Miss Dunkin' Donats, food junkie.

Good news, I found out some good diet plan for those skinny guy out there that trying to be me lean. Hold on a little and click more older post while I update about it aye?

*off~