Me, Blood donor

The stars been kind, so am I.
Been 3 years since I last donated blood, I forgot how it felt.. but I sure love the free biscuits, hot cup of Milo and fruits after that.
Not to mention free pills, vitamin B and Iron! Very hard to get those from drugstore, because those pills doesn't seem necessary in your life, but it does!
So got a call from Jordan a few weeks ago and had been told about the blood donation campaign held at Ktar. I arrived only to witness the whole hall is filled not with Ktar students, but mostly marketing students from Utar! I even wonder what are those students doing downstairs at the canteen, they stare at me like hungry tigers about to prowl on a helpless pig.
But I wanna be the tiger!!
I ran upstairs instead. Heh.

Well, I suppose to check my blood pressure after all those dizziness I felt after short runs and stuff.
I thought I had low blood pressure, it turns out I'm as healthy as an Ox. Not to mention it's Ox Year but I'm born under snake year , eh I'm lost...
Okay so, I'm not as healthy as an Ox, despite not having low blood pressure, I still having my weekly diarrhea and headaches. Think about it sometimes give me pressure that I'll die in a few month time.
Touchwood.
So I checked, it shows 119Blood pressure (BP) and 88 heartbeat (HB).
Which is good because BP cannot be under 100 or above (i forgot). But my HB it's a little bit to high, WHY? I swam, I ran... a little but still?
So after being convinced by Jordan, I said.. why not? I going to die soon.. why not just donate my blood while it's still fresh haha!
So I did, and like all donors you need to go through those check ups again, identify blood type, mine is TYPE A by the way, fill up forms and check blood pressure again.
Which this time show 109 BP and 69 HB.
That is 2 hours after the first check up, I was like whoa!!!
But the nurse said that machine is not accurate sometimes, screw you BP MACHINE!

So I don't give a damn about how inaccurate the check up is, just take my blood! TAKE IT!!!
Even if you failed to find out that I actually having hepatitis or diabetes..
But looking at them doing their process of poking a hole through my arm.. I realized they're not that professional after all..
I mean come on, who leaves such a big ass needle hanging there while my blood is flowing through it. Even my blood filled up the 450ml packet with a flash, some of my blood actually spilled out a little.
Not to mention, previously there's a guy/girl's needle came out and leaving his/her veins spraying blood all over.. literally blood bath. The GORE!!

Surprised, the packet actually filled out damn fast. I mean I don't mean to brag and all, but I AM the fastest, even the fast Mexican mice can't donate blood this fast, or the Flash or any fast guy in the history. I make history!! They should give me a reward of fastest donor or best performance for overflowing blood.

There, one whole good packet of Jeckshen's Type A Blood.
Hopefully I won't see you again, but remember to have manners and take care of your new coming owner, they need you more than I do! Give them a little tall genes of mine if they're short, but IF they're tall.. just make them shorter! If they used to be cool, make them cooler!
Take care, my hemogoblins, my white blood cells and my red blood cells!
Byes! Miss you!

*off~