All those bullshits

Hey Peoples! Sorry for the lack of updates. I somehow able to feel that many of my readers are starting to complain about my love love updates.. but being in love.. nothing else matters hee!

Although, they didn't voice it out(other than Chikhan).. but okay I'll give a proper update now.

Today's post will be a "little"offensive, so take note.. if you find anything you don't like.
please stop. anddon'thateme

Today, I'm gonna talk about one of those famous English expletives. The term that is commonly used by the Americans. BULLSHIT.
or some call it bullcrap, bullplop, horseshit, bullbutter or bullcookies. I'm serious.
The word bull, meaning nonsense, was bla bla bla at world war 2, and then bla bla bla with the word shit, and then bla bla bla..


Sorry, lazied.. Not my job to explain how the word came to life. I'm going to elaborate my theory of THREE LEVELS OF BULLSHITS.

it's simple...Let's begin with first grade, the mild bullshitters. We take Wei Zhi for example.
Well, the mild bullshitters are basically, mild! When they start bullshiting, they don't even realize whether they are bullshitting or not.
BUT, being a mild one.. sometimes they don't have the intention to bullshit. I mean they tried not to.. but after a period of time, although they still deny it.. it turns out to be bullshits.
For example, let's say she announced she wanna go for swimming session, and put in a little effort asking people to join her and finding out the time and all.
After a while, she will still say,"hmmm, maybe I wanna start swimming.."
But after month, you won't see her in her swim suit, or bikini for all that matters.
Why?

Next, it's the grade 2 of bullshitters, the power bullshitter. Power bullshitters are those that, to make it easy, it's like telling a white lie and put little effort to cover it up.
Unlike the mild bullshitter, we can always catch when strong bullshitters do their work. And furthermore, less people trust them.
Other than Gan Hwei Han(picture above), there's another Strong Bullshitter in kampar..
hint: We all known him as a retard lookalike in swimming pools.
Yeap. Now, how does a strong bullshitter bullshit?

Here's a scenario, sometimes they will try to get an attention in the crowd by plunge in into a conversation of any topic, let's say masturbating.
So the guys will talk about how often they masturbate and all, the bullshitters will say,"Ha! Masturbation it's not like this, it's like that!"
When we ask how he knows? He'll probably answer kamasutra.. which obviously he doesn't have one.
Here's another scenario, this group of guys is talking about a specific kopi tiam at a specific place.
And the bullshitter said, "oh, isn't it the one at the corner which we eat nice Mexican food? I went there before! And trust me! it's nice!"
But the thing is, we all know that there was no Mexican food at that corner.. just a kopi tiam.

Now, here's the fun part. We have all learn about the mild and strong bullshitters.
Here's the Grade 3 bullshitter, the excessive one.
And there's none other than Mak Heong Weng. *applause*
The greatest bullshitter ever, one will say,"oh I shall start a blog!"
and when he said that, you have to wait months for him to actually start one.
and then, the blog finally died.
And so he said," Oh, I shall revive my blog!"
and yes, he did.. but after 2 post.. his blog died again.
That's one scene, but there's another scene.

After gym once with me, climbing once with Jordan, Golf once with his dad, and swim once with me.
He announced," I shall gym on Mondays! Climb on Tuesdays! Gym again on Wednesdays! Swim on Thursdays! Rest on Fridays! and Golf on Weekends!"
Believe me, he said these with full of enthusiasm.

But after a week later, he stayed at home for the rest of his holidays. and spent most of his time in cafes. *applause*

The great thing about excessive bullshitters, you cannot catch when they are bullshitting.
They said words so convincing till you have to believe them!
*applause*

If you find this offensive, pleasedon'thateme.
Besides, I might be bullshitting about all these bullcraps thing, aye?
except for Mak Heong Weng's case.

*off~