Penang with Kuok and Cheah Family

This is how I begin my holidays,

Get drunk,
Sleep,
Wakes up and have breakfast,
Pack,
and drive.
All the way north to Penang. Courtesy of Mein Kuok.
The whole idea was to provide Kuok transport back to his hometown, visits Penang's known fish shops and try to entertain my girlfriend.
and apparently my gf doesn't favor fishes much heh heh. I like trips, especially when I'm driving. No particular reasons, so shut up if you hate my driving. I've a clean record just so you know!
And Penang has it's name for the most dangerous place to drive.
I have to agree, but I was told I drive like one too.

Staying with Mein Kuok isn't so bad. Nice house, nostalgic experience.
Nice Hainan food.
Smelly dogs,
Cursing siblings,
manly father and sweet mother.
Reasonable but some weird layouts.
There are 3 toilets, everyone only uses one.
Cause the rest doesn't have loos.

Oh, I don't visit Penang much, so I know nothing about the roads, shopping malls and food streets or whatever you call it.

Kuok is a sweet person, I dare say this. He doesn't act sweet but, deep in his heart.. everything he does, he do it for his girl.
Serious.
He cooks, for his girl.
He reads, for his girl.
He bath nice smell all, for his girl.
He keeps snakes, for his girl.
He sells snakes, for his girl.
He kept hamsters but dislikes em', for his girl.
He shaves, for his girl.
He act girly, for his girl.
He talk, for his girl.
He curse, for his girl.
He cleans, for his girl.
He poops, for his girl.
He do push ups, for his girl.
He whine like a sissy, for his girl.
He says he's gay, for his girl.

Pretty much everything he does, is for his girl. Even working out and masturbating.
And all that makes my girl jealous instead.

Back to Penang, we visited 3 fish shops, the others are not worth mentioning.
And fish are cheap! They are like, land of tropical fishes which they smile and sell you 10 sharks for the price of one Ikan Kembung.
They will smile, cause they're serious.

Oh, The Cheah family have ducks too.
Ain't they adorable?

Looks yummy too.

So far, that's all for the trip. Thanks to Mein Kuok, for the hospitality, and the family too.
He has funny siblings that kept us entertain.

and thanks for being there.
nuff said.

and screw you all honking car that honk me for no reason just because my plate stars with B along with just 3 digit numbers.
The reason why your plates starts with P cause you all are pussies and can't live with that. So you start messing with the wilayah people.
Your road sucks, live in Singapore please.

You don't like it, challenge me in bumper cars!
I'll see you in a couple of weeks again Penang!

*off~