Penang with Kuok and Nat

I guess I've to post up all my What's Happening post before I can post all my shit load stuff.
Cause now my mind is full of shit load ideas.

Yes, my mind is full of shit, thanks to life experience, shit friends, craps and loos.

Anyway, this might be the 2nd time I rewrite this post.
The connection in Kampar, moves like a herd of cows.
Kampar mar..

Anyway, I said that I'll visit Penang again.
Just that the last trip me and Elaine was followed by light bulbs everywhere.

So this time we brought along a mate.
Kuok's mate lor,
Who else wor???

Natalie lor...

We stayed at Kuok's place, again.
I find his house unique, not only it's a coffee shop house, it's also house for the birds.
HUH? house of birds?
To keep the saliva lor.

Anyway, I know a way to make fake bird nest.
Since it's make of saliva of a bird.
IF you use your own goo, accumulate all of it and at a little sugar.
It'll look exactly like the bird nest. Just that no feather or what ever.
Nobody would know.

This Penang trip is my opportunity to get the fish I left out the last trip.
And fishes that didn't make it back to Kampar.

I admit I'm a little obsessed with fishes.
They even sing "why are you so obsessed with me" song while I'm there.
The song stuck in my head now, and image of fish too.

Catchy, catchy.

And buy.

The last trip we didn't even visit the beach, or watch the sunset.

But the sky was dark up the hills, so we didn't go to Batu Feringgi.
We just stop by at some random beach just for the sake for..beach.

Don't mind my leg, I'm just doing what Natalie was doing. Just that I exaggerated.

We stayed less than 10 mins. Get some pictures and it started raining.

Oh by the way, mein kuok is quite popular, he meets people wherever he go.
He goes to the beach, he met friends.
He goes pet shops, he met friends.
He goes grocery stores, he met friends.
He goes walking by the street, he met friends.
He goes movies, he met friends.
He goes toilet, he met friends.
He go home, he met friends.

But then again, it's a small island.

Some pet shop pics

Some Egyptian God with Snake Crown.

Sonic the Hedgehog.
I almost got myself one of this poky creatures, but kinda think about it, they are not so cute after all. Fugly.
And it's so poky, you'll moan louder than any Japanese Pornstars!

And no, hedgehog don't shoot it's quails. That's porcupine.

BUT!! If your hedgehog is tamed since it was a pup, it's quails won't be so poky towards you.

It's not a ball python.

Mein Kuok brought us to some fancy Japanese restaurant.
And excited Elaine thought of giving me a treat.
To make the trip worthwhile.

I don't know the names of the food, just help yourself.

Famished,

Had a little walk to bring all that down.

I am not shy.
I post this up to remind myself how big my tummy is now.
So I'll feel disgusted and go for liposuction treatment, when I'm rich.

Or I'll just swim it off like how I used to haha!

Thanks for being there again.

Thanks for agreeing to bring us there and sleep over at your place, again.

I'm a fish fanatic till I turn my legs to fins and now I lost my vagina so I hug my distorted fish friend and singing lobster Sebastian.
Seashells are my bras! I've a whole collection, you can even pick parts of my bra at your nearest shores, I don't need them anymore, just don't sniff them.

Stupid Mermaid.

*o

Penang with Kuok and Cheah Family

This is how I begin my holidays,

Get drunk,
Sleep,
Wakes up and have breakfast,
Pack,
and drive.
All the way north to Penang. Courtesy of Mein Kuok.
The whole idea was to provide Kuok transport back to his hometown, visits Penang's known fish shops and try to entertain my girlfriend.
and apparently my gf doesn't favor fishes much heh heh. I like trips, especially when I'm driving. No particular reasons, so shut up if you hate my driving. I've a clean record just so you know!
And Penang has it's name for the most dangerous place to drive.
I have to agree, but I was told I drive like one too.

Staying with Mein Kuok isn't so bad. Nice house, nostalgic experience.
Nice Hainan food.
Smelly dogs,
Cursing siblings,
manly father and sweet mother.
Reasonable but some weird layouts.
There are 3 toilets, everyone only uses one.
Cause the rest doesn't have loos.

Oh, I don't visit Penang much, so I know nothing about the roads, shopping malls and food streets or whatever you call it.

Kuok is a sweet person, I dare say this. He doesn't act sweet but, deep in his heart.. everything he does, he do it for his girl.
Serious.
He cooks, for his girl.
He reads, for his girl.
He bath nice smell all, for his girl.
He keeps snakes, for his girl.
He sells snakes, for his girl.
He kept hamsters but dislikes em', for his girl.
He shaves, for his girl.
He act girly, for his girl.
He talk, for his girl.
He curse, for his girl.
He cleans, for his girl.
He poops, for his girl.
He do push ups, for his girl.
He whine like a sissy, for his girl.
He says he's gay, for his girl.

Pretty much everything he does, is for his girl. Even working out and masturbating.
And all that makes my girl jealous instead.

Back to Penang, we visited 3 fish shops, the others are not worth mentioning.
And fish are cheap! They are like, land of tropical fishes which they smile and sell you 10 sharks for the price of one Ikan Kembung.
They will smile, cause they're serious.

Oh, The Cheah family have ducks too.
Ain't they adorable?

Looks yummy too.

So far, that's all for the trip. Thanks to Mein Kuok, for the hospitality, and the family too.
He has funny siblings that kept us entertain.

and thanks for being there.
nuff said.

and screw you all honking car that honk me for no reason just because my plate stars with B along with just 3 digit numbers.
The reason why your plates starts with P cause you all are pussies and can't live with that. So you start messing with the wilayah people.
Your road sucks, live in Singapore please.

You don't like it, challenge me in bumper cars!
I'll see you in a couple of weeks again Penang!

*off~

City boy in PENANG

They came and didn't ask for a tour around Kampar... how sad..

But lucky coz I had a very... how to say.. weird dream. And it's not a nightmare... it''s just weird.. you know, like those kind that you really liked it and you know it wouldn't happen...

but this trip proved me half wrong, and I not gonna tell you why =)

Penang

Oh look!!! it's disneyland!!! XD

They arrived Kampar town at 11am, had breakfast and Hann was my driver.. along with Tien Qi and Sam.. who don't even speak to me hmph!!

So I read Hann's bible instead... yes the bible..

yes.. i know...

Stay at Hotel Malaysia, it was okay... till the next day coz of some stuff...So we hang out in our room, watch TV while some of them played mah jong in the next room..while waiting for Mak and Soung to arrive...
And guess what we're watching? Gambling God, the oldest version.. which teach you how to play cheat in Mah Jong..

So Mak and Soung were here... we went up to Batu Feringgi (how ever you spell it)

Tien Qi and Chee Yong didn't join us, so while the girls do a little camwhore... the guys..

Play with the girls stuff, don't blame us.. we just want to know how it's like being Paris Hilton.. and so there's a new couple in Penang... Jordan with Mei Wan's handbag, Sam's purse and shades..

and some guys, emofied with the sunsets.. oooh such sensitivity... and I don't even know Sam took this picture..

This picture is good enough for you desktop wallpaper... I think I gonna frame it up =)

Oh, and there's this para sail or something like that, quite cool!! but costly, RM160 per person I guess, not sure coz I'm not riding it, rather get myself a boat and do on my own...

We seen stuff at the beach, horses, large dicks(from the horses), man that we mistaken as half naked woman... ask Hann why...

So during the night....

The guys stayed in the room for our own leisure... and

The ladies went clubbing in SS...with Mak the only guy..
Soung suppose to go, but you know.. girls... shhhh

Soung waited until 11.15 and the girls were not ready yet, so he gave up and thought of beer at that moment.. so he went to buy for us...

After they left, and with Tien Qi and Chee Yong missing with the Malaysian 1st foosballer (So what i heard).. we drank, and we were not that drunk..

So while the girls and Mak, hanging around with the DJ-ians.. yeap they were here too.. what a coincidence.. dance and dance.. some even missed mah jong so much they dance like they were playing...
The guys, PLAYED with the Holy Bible!!! HAHAHA I love this picture!!

I was those people that had exorcism and Hann being a priest!! Bless light upon me!!!

and Soung... I think he was those that being rasuk-ed..

And those who went clubbing, were half drunk!! another funny picture hahaha!!!! From left is Mei Wan, Abi, Mak(with only those shiny teeth) and Sam!!!
Hann was a little... too excited.. he began flashing his butt outside..

and across the street there's mamak full of people!!

There's numbers of girls that keep staring inside, you should know how clear it was looking inside a window during the night...and the clubbers were still... clubbing... and got a little high!! but lucky Mak drank only Coke...

More clubbing details from Sam

We continued drinking... Heineken.. nice~~ Jordan wanted Guinness.. but nooo too expensive..
and Hann and Soung even played Dota with my laptop and Mak..

Lets skip this part..

coz.. let's just say.. the Laptop was abit drunk too... especially Mak's..

So the whole gang came back, and start their Mah Jong again, Hann was asleep, followed by Soung and Jordan after Mak's return.. I hope you know why..

and me.. wanted to play Mah Jong, ended up no where to sleep.. SO i went to kacau Sam~~

The next morning

Mak and Soung woke up early, they had this English exam thingy so I finally had a chance to sleep on the bed.. until Sam came along~ OH NO

This is what happen when Hann brushes his teeth... the whole toilet floor was covered with foam... BOTH TOILET and it all happen after Hann uses the toilet...

Either he had rabies or he use some kind of strong acid Listerine...

The room was all covered with chocolate wrappers, thanks to Hann too =)

plus there's blood stain on the blanket after Hann uses it...

The rest finally woke up, and Abi took use to a super chunted CHAR KUEW TEOW!!!

the hawker was wearing goggles to fry!! I love his style~~

and it comes with big big big prawns too!!! cheers to that!!! and cheers to our trip and kuey teow!!!

and thanks to Hann for picking us up in kampar and not bringing us back.. plus the bible XD

and thanks Mak for dropping by, had a nice nap in Jordan's place before he travel back home...

and thanks to everyone for those ridiculous moments that I missed so much..

you know, I think this picture look like those drama series punya picture.. you know? like the O.C? and the story definitely has 2 gaytards

Kampar is draining the childhood joy out of me...

*off~ I enjoyed this post...