Under Two Rolfs

======Pilot : Under 2 Rolfs???======

There's always a nice evening just to sit down with friends and chit chat on and on.
But life as a student, time is crisis.
Such as assignments, exams..

Life is difficult, it makes the masculines want to wank more.
The feminine, turn horny as ever.

Jeckshen : Hey Coke, I suddenly have the urge to start posting shit stuff similar to Life and Time in Foundation la.

Coke : Lema, at this rate don't burden me with your fucking non-sense lar! Ma-ka-hai, assignment haven't finish yet la puki.
Stop stressing me okay? Make me damn hot want to undress myself.

Coke : Lema, now I want to watch porn la, make me stress only you. I'm telling your girlfriend you're a sohai bastard la!!
*CLICK PORN*

Wah, KNN this site chunt la.. wah ah ni lei hai (very super) ah this site.
Cibai punya Jeckshen, get lost la! I need to do it already.
♫Di da di da di da ♫

Jeckshen : I wonder if we need more characters in my new story or not ah? the more the merrier mar.

Coke : You think orgy meh?? Puki stop your bullshits, you're making people's dick shorter lar!

Jeckshen : Choi, don't say such thing.. shits happen around here!

Coke : Fark you! If my penis shrinked, I call you mama.

Jeckshen : I don't want you to call me mama, anyways I leave you alone with your business. Make sure your penis is intact with you.
ciaoz~

Coke : Hami lanciao la this bastard.

♫Du Di Du♫

Eh?! Finish streaming d..

Coke : ♫ Time to unzip and.....

Oh My Buddha of Journey to the West! My God it's burning my eyes!! AAAh fark this shit asshole WhaT's GoInG oN???? Oh my goodness, mY GuinnessPENIS!!
Sweet Georgia Brown of Armageddon 2012 Merdeka Independence day!!!!! It shrinked! By.. OH MY SWEET MAMA..

Shit.. MAMA!!
I'm blinded!

OH MY GOD, Please help me.. I couldn't believe my eyes!
For the love of...
Nooo! This can't be happening, ma ka puki hami lanciao..
This IS ha mi lan ciao(what dick in hokkien) ??

Waste money on dick enlargement meh?? Chao Cibai..

Moments later, during the evening.....

Jeckshen : Eh, I heard you squealing like a girl about short short stuff.. porn not working ah?

Coke : er.. uh LEMA! yala!! fucking turn off la watching my pe.. I mean porn..

Jeckshen : Lucky shits didn't happen??

Coke : Yeah, lucky..

Disclaimer = Characters are made to be fictional, the story may differ from the real story.

*off~