Under Two Rolfs

=====Under Two Rolfs : Pussy Rat======

Just another boring evening in the 2 roof mansion...

Coke : So, this is another post about two student tenants who sits around studying and doing assignments? Seems a little tad cliche isn't it?

Jeckshen : Nah, it's a little here and there...

Coke : But it's almost the same as the Life and Times in Foundation..

Jeckshen : I know, but look.. we have a hook..

Coke : Oh really? What's that? Lema, don't tell me it's another shit happens stuff like the previous episode ok? I fuck you hard!!

Jeckshen : We got a extra character!!!

Coke: Really? What's that?

Jeckshen : A rat.. I think I'll call it Pussy..

Coke : .....

Jeckshen : WHAT???

Jeckshen :It's a nice name.. Pussy Rat.. Got a ring to it aye?

Elaine : What Pussy Rat.. you damn swt!!

Jeckshen : Sweat? OOOoh it ryhmes!!

Elaine : But it's cute anyway... and hideous at the same time...

Jeckshen : How can it be hideous??

Jeckshen : LOOK! Pussy knows how to suck metal nipples.. isn't that amazing!?!?

Elaine : Pussy sucking metal nipples?

Coke : Lema!?!? What makes you think a rat named Pussy can make this strip thing unique?
You better get rid of that FA KIN STIN KI PU!!
KNN!
Everyone has a rat in their house.. get rid of it la puki!

Jeckshen : but it's cute..

Coke : Get Rid of it!!!

Jeckshen : but..

Coke : NOW!!!

Jeckshen : No!! Pussy is mine!! I love Pussy!!
Pussy is cute!! Pussy goes way back with me Coke! You not taking her away from me!!
Go get your own Pussy and get rid of it!!
I want my Pussy! It will stay like every vagina in womens body!!!

Coke : You sick bastard....


5 minutes later...

Coke : Lema, stinky pussy.. you smell worse than a pussy...

Coke : Nyahahaa!! I'm gonan get rid of you Pussy, once and for all!! All by myself!!!

Pussy : eh? choot let me goooo choot..

Coke : How's that?!?!? I'll stab you with my playar!!
YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE HOW THAT FEELS PUSSY???

YOU WANNA FEEL THE HEAT HUH PUSSY?

Coke : Burn!! Burn!! Burn till your blood boil! Burn you cliche!
Burn fuzzy furry fur ball!!!
Feel the heat Pussy?
BUURN!! PUSSY! BURN!!

Moments later, Jeckshen was walking on the street...

Jeckshen : Son of a...? Who kill my rat??
My fuzzy furry Pussy rat!!
WHO IS THE WORLD DID THIS???
Nooo! Even your mom couldn't recgonize you Pussy!!!

Nooo!!
Jeckshen : NOOOO curse who ever who did this to you Pussy!!!!
%&^*^%&$& F)(&CK *)(^&%
noooo!!!

May you rest in peace pussy.. I'll keep the urn close to me whenever I sleep!!

Jeckshen : Anyways, the rat might have been a bad idea...
Well, maybe I'll get human slaves as a new character.. and I'll teach them how to suck metal nipples..
Roll of floor, pick up my poo poo.. wipe my ass of something like that..

But I miss my pussy...

Coke : Nyahaha!! Curse that damn rat~ cliche my arse!!
Pussy..pffftt such a pussy..
Even have a pussy name.. KNN faggot fuck.
*click porn*

Disclaimer = Stories are not true, the rat died by obesity and it was me who cremate the corpse.
The rat was nameless, we dissect the rat to check whether it is pregnant.
No one watched porn..

*off~ till next time.

Under Two Rolfs

======Pilot : Under 2 Rolfs???======

There's always a nice evening just to sit down with friends and chit chat on and on.
But life as a student, time is crisis.
Such as assignments, exams..

Life is difficult, it makes the masculines want to wank more.
The feminine, turn horny as ever.

Jeckshen : Hey Coke, I suddenly have the urge to start posting shit stuff similar to Life and Time in Foundation la.

Coke : Lema, at this rate don't burden me with your fucking non-sense lar! Ma-ka-hai, assignment haven't finish yet la puki.
Stop stressing me okay? Make me damn hot want to undress myself.

Coke : Lema, now I want to watch porn la, make me stress only you. I'm telling your girlfriend you're a sohai bastard la!!
*CLICK PORN*

Wah, KNN this site chunt la.. wah ah ni lei hai (very super) ah this site.
Cibai punya Jeckshen, get lost la! I need to do it already.
♫Di da di da di da ♫

Jeckshen : I wonder if we need more characters in my new story or not ah? the more the merrier mar.

Coke : You think orgy meh?? Puki stop your bullshits, you're making people's dick shorter lar!

Jeckshen : Choi, don't say such thing.. shits happen around here!

Coke : Fark you! If my penis shrinked, I call you mama.

Jeckshen : I don't want you to call me mama, anyways I leave you alone with your business. Make sure your penis is intact with you.
ciaoz~

Coke : Hami lanciao la this bastard.

♫Du Di Du♫

Eh?! Finish streaming d..

Coke : ♫ Time to unzip and.....

Oh My Buddha of Journey to the West! My God it's burning my eyes!! AAAh fark this shit asshole WhaT's GoInG oN???? Oh my goodness, mY GuinnessPENIS!!
Sweet Georgia Brown of Armageddon 2012 Merdeka Independence day!!!!! It shrinked! By.. OH MY SWEET MAMA..

Shit.. MAMA!!
I'm blinded!

OH MY GOD, Please help me.. I couldn't believe my eyes!
For the love of...
Nooo! This can't be happening, ma ka puki hami lanciao..
This IS ha mi lan ciao(what dick in hokkien) ??

Waste money on dick enlargement meh?? Chao Cibai..

Moments later, during the evening.....

Jeckshen : Eh, I heard you squealing like a girl about short short stuff.. porn not working ah?

Coke : er.. uh LEMA! yala!! fucking turn off la watching my pe.. I mean porn..

Jeckshen : Lucky shits didn't happen??

Coke : Yeah, lucky..

Disclaimer = Characters are made to be fictional, the story may differ from the real story.

*off~