Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Out of Juices

I have been a little dull/emo/bombard with jargon lately, not much people visit my blog anymore.. due to the lack of humor. And I wonder why?
Anyway, since I'm lacking of humor.. I'll try to squeeze it all out from what I have left in my humor juice box aye? But get a lemon squeezer.. those expensive ones, cause it's gonna take a while.But well, looking through Deadpool, he's one of those character from Marvel comics.. seriously, I though spiderman had a bad mouth.. BUT Deadpool was better. I had that image of him since I watched X-Men: Origins, he talks a lot.. and I remembered him from the newspaper but no one mention about him being such a lame ass.
Manicure?

I searched my name in Deviantart and found this... damn cool! I always wanted to play with a katana. At first it was Star Wars that made me wanna get a katana.. since you can't get a real lightsaber that can cut through anything.. myself get something that's sharp and similar to a lightsaber? KATANA!!
And then after watching X-Men:Origins.. again, Wade aka Deadpool inspires me to play with katana even harder!! Imagine he can cut a bullet into two and kill 2 guys behind him! Not to mention deflect a gang of shooting havoc with just 2 katanas, LIGHTSABER ISN'T THAT FUN ANYMORE!
Anyway, me and Katana go way back then.. I remember I start using sticks as katana since I was five, but obviously I don't even know it was called a katana back then. I remembered too that I used the butter knife as a katana.. in front of Vincent Wong, oh boy like hell he laughed.

Ever wanted to be a hero? Join me with Katana, and lets spar.. I know Fei would love that! I can imagine him holding a katana and dress in kimono already..
which also kinda disturbing cause his has loads of butt hair.. what to do? I think he's more to Sabertooth than Wolverine.
Anyway, it's that time of the year again. May, most of the Utarian's having break right now.. this time it's not 3 months, but 3 weeks. But not only that, looks like the KDU and KBU students are having a long term break either! How they gonna spend it, is up to them... just curious why Bradley hasn't finish his accounting stuff yet. Without him, I can't do much at all! Good news is that Sherri is going to finish her finals tomorrow! Good luck!
Well, to those muscle heads out there who's reading this.. make sure you guys don't slack behind..
I tell you what! Make a habit out of it, they say you develop a habit.. do those stuff 21 days in a row.. than you got yourself a new habit.
It's true! I spend like 3 weeks studying for finals.. after that every night I had this habit of thinking what to study for the night, but in the end I thought.. EXAM'S OVER DAMMIT!
Until then, I still haven't squeeze any of my funny jucies out... probably because I don't own a camera anymore. Which reminds me:
SUSAN WHERE'S OUR CAMERA DEAL!?!?!?!??!?!
If I had a camera, I probably start back The Life and Times in Degree.. everyone's lovin' it now! Got some great stories to make too!
Anyway, yes MOFO!
stupidaneroxiaIdon'tcarewhetheryouhatemefordoingthisornotIREALLYDON'TCAREDAMMITcause you'reafreakingeatingdisordernottomentionafreakofnatureFHMbiatch!

OMG, I said such things.. hmmm shy shy~ I kinda miss someone like her cause it's hard to find bimbo's around Kampar already.. unless WeiZhi wants to be one..
Wait, Bimbo? In Kampar?! PLENTY!! The Lala-fied Bimbo.. I can't think of any but I know there's one. Hmmm.. Bimbo.. WAIT I KNOW!! Mein Kuok knows too!! Ah Loong knows too!! Ah Khang should know who I'm talking about by now..
But she ain't no bimbo, she's a retard with a retard look.. hard to explain cause, ugly people is hard to be defined. Green Goblin is so much prettier.
Anyway, I think I updated a little bit too long... time to shut! SHUT SHUT!!
Bimbo anyone?

Or who wants to volunteer to be my bimbo? Come on, Bimbo is a compliment.. pretty you know???
but stupid =D

*off~

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MK said...

I love this post to bits!!

Say what??? say what??? say B.I.M.B.O.

HAHAHAHa

indescribable....this word is in the dictionary for a reason ok!!!

Fugly-ness beyond words.We should pool some money to send AK to the optician next semester.